LARKSPUR FUNNY FARM & FIBER ART STUDIO

Pour Another

2012-02-13T14:14:00.003-07:00

Amazing what a glass on wine will do for this control freak. Wensleydale cross ewe raised by a local Colorado 4H girl who is trying to learn the skill of raising fiber sheep traded me for some spinning lessons. She dyed the lockets and then I took over. Core spinning the lockets made this yarn stable and secure while giving it such expression. The lockets hang on average of 5 inches long off the core. The yarn is a rich Wine and a Dark Blueberry color. Hope that it tickles someone fancy.. Up for sale at www.larkspurfunnyfarm.etsy.com

Lollipop - Lollipop

2012-02-13T13:13:00.003-07:00

How about something to brighten up those dull, cold and white days - "LOLLIPOP" is my answer... Just listed my Hand Spun yarn offering up on my Etsy Store www.larkspurfunnyfarm.etsy.com

It contains 50% Merino and 50% Bamboo for the softest feel and the ability to drape. Would be a great answer for your Spring projects or even your Easter goodies.. Any Chocolate Bunny would be thrilled to have this in his Easter Basket. Tasty Treat without the Calories!

Walking Meditation

2012-02-13T09:38:00.002-07:00

A need for calm thinking was my goal for Sunday - easier said then done but on the carding machine I always find my balance and bliss. The fibers in this batt are LFF Gambler Alpaca fiber in his own Caramel/Toffee color. Natural color Colorado raised Camel Down and then some kettle dyed Colorado raised Merino in soft rust, pale steel and soft blue. I spent the needed time at the carding machine to make this seamless batt - smooth, soft and so Zen.

I hope it will find a new home. It is my mindful work and would love to hear you thoughts about it. I feel at times that I am just typing to myself.

What to do with MORE Snow

2012-02-11T11:46:00.003-07:00

Do you feel like I am a broken record?? SO DO I !! The wind is howling, the snow is coming sideways and we have ice in those snowflakes. Chores this morning was brisk to say the least and I had ice on my eyelashes after the first 5 minutes. Imagine how the animals feel...

So no complaining because it does not change what is. So to get to work is all I can do. Yep, pots of fiber on the burners getting washed and placing such a great smell in the house.. Only fiber folks would think that it would be O.K. to be trapped in the house on a snowy day with this smell rolling through every room. I presently have in the pots and on the drying racks Alpaca from Juno.... An amazingly soft guy who came to us from an abusive owner. For many years this guy was angry, mean and dangerous but over time, love and continual training he found his purpose - to guard his flock of lambs and then big rams. His fleece is soft as butter and is a multi colored gray. I love spinning his fiber because it reminds me of the courage he had to build a new life here on the farm and to give his heart to small lambs who came to depended on him for love, security and protection.

Soon this amazing fleece will be ready to work with - Any thoughts on what I should do with it??

Any one out there want some before I start?? Just let me know. Last offering of this on Etsy went so fast so I don't want someone to be left out.

Outside Finally

2012-02-10T07:44:00.001-07:00

What do you do when you finally get to go outside???

That's right find the only patch of dirt and roll!!!

Pure Joy in the Simple Things...

The View

2012-02-10T07:36:00.001-07:00

Sometimes if we just take a step to the side we get a whole new view....

Kisses - I Want Some

2012-02-09T16:17:00.004-07:00

Did someone say KISSES??? I want some too !!! Mishka and Maggie on the left are first to come to the inside gate after they saw me giving the llama girls kisses and snugs. Mishka especially is always wanting to be glued to me in any way she can. Maggie has decided lately that she remembers all the attention this time of year brings with the birthing season. So just because they will not be delivering babies does not mean I should fall down on the job with my attention practices. Murtel on the right is Maggie's baby and has always loved face rubs and gentle kisses close to her eyes. Goats when showing love and comfort to each other will lick another goats eyelashes - Trust me I love my Goats but I will not do that..

Monica, who is not one for much affection from humans does show such compassion for her baby Babette and she even likes the Llama Babies. Doesn't she look like she is smiling?? She may be shy but she always seems to be happy... Look at those tiny fine lockets - such a treasure. She is another one who makes no noise wish I could say that about Mishka - she is a motor mouth the moment she sees me to the moment she can not. That is a bottle kid for ya..

Kisses

2012-02-09T16:01:00.003-07:00

Sister Kiss Me!! After having a full hour outside running as fast as they could the little girls Mari and Dottie went back into their side of the barn for a bunch of hugs from me and a couple of lip touches from each other. Llama's will touch so softly their lips together then pull their heads back a bit and give a gentle blow. Dottie does that already with me but Mari is still a tad shy...

I so enjoy every minute with these two because they are pure joy, absolute energy and above all kindness. They are still trying to figure out what the world is about and you can see their brains turning over and over as they look at things. What I also like about them is the quite. They do not make much in the way of sounds but a tiny hum now and then. That is not what is going on in the goat side of the barn. I swear they are never quite. Today I had music in my head phones and so this really got their attention. They kept coming up to my ear and listening then darting off. I guess I should have turned it down but today this tired gal needed Michael Jackson full force to convince the body to get outside and get through the snow.

So KISSES from Larkspur Funny Farm and the two new girls.

Heather Field in ArtFire Store

2012-02-09T10:41:00.003-07:00

I have begun the work of building up my ArtFire Store. I have been remiss about giving that shop the goodies that are well known in my Etsy Shop. So today I have started adding some Dreamy Fiber Batts.

This offering is called "Heather Field" which contains a bold purple that I dyed on sweet "LFF Gambler" Alpaca boy which is a soft natural camel color so this purple really enriched the look of the fiber. Then I took some merino roving and spaced dyed it six shades of violets and lavenders. Last was some incredible kettle dyed Wensleydale lockets in reds, purples and blues. When I gathered all the fiber together on the prep table I really took my time - Yes, with Llama Boy watching to make sure I got it right - and slowly added each fiber in rounds so they will seamlessly be a smooth even batt. This will give the new owner so many possibilities to create with this offering. You will feel the soft, loving fiber that each one of these animals produced and you can wear it next to the most delicate skin.

Please take a visit to my ArtFire shop if you can - www.larkspurfunnyfarm.artfire.com

We promise some goodies and I do have a book sale going on right now - 30% OFF

Thank you!

Jade and Pearls

2012-02-09T09:21:00.004-07:00

This is a classic look - Jade and Pearls is 100% Alpaca and is soooooo soft. It is however hard to get a great picture of this batt but trust me it is like a fine piece of jade and a strand of fresh water pearls - just the best.

The last two pictures are out of the light box - a bit hard to see because the it turned a slight gray but it is pure white and jade green. I wanted you to see how well it drapes.

Cinna Buns My Way

2012-02-08T22:30:00.002-07:00

A tasty treat for those of who love, live and dream fibers... This offering will not add to your waist line nor will it give you sticky fingers. PURE Heaven in fiber form.

Now for sale on www.larkspurfunnyfarm.etsy.com

You know you deserve it...

Testify

2012-02-08T21:24:00.003-07:00

This is just one of the many batts that I created while having the watchful eyes of Llama Boy glued to my every move.

This offering is called "Testify" and I made two of them. Now posted in my Etsy store www.larkspurfunnyfarm.etsy.com It contains LFF Alpaca from Silver hawk, Mohair from LFF Sugar and a very soft Colorado Raised Merino Lambs Wool. I love the soft and bouncy feel of this batt..

Now I am not giving any credit to Llama Boy for this batt - he kept telling me to add Llama - not this time..

Two Peas in a Pod

2012-02-08T13:06:00.003-07:00

As you can see Llama Boy is not in a barn!!! These pictures are of Wednesday at noon and we have not settled this issue.

He is again watching me while I work this afternoon from no where near a barn. Now I must admit if we thought Llama Boy can be hard headed you don't know me.... Ask my sons.

Yes, I checked on him several times but no I did not run all over through the drifts trying to catch someone who is clearly not going to work with me on this. This morning during chores I again offered him the smaller barn and again he was not having any of it so I allow you to be stupid. I understand his desire to protect his Llama family but there is no way he can be in the barn for many issues. The smaller barn is a wonderful dry, warm place where he could be snug and out of the elements but like with all of us sometimes our need to do something else takes over all common sense.

I understand that pure will and determination can see us through things that most would never attempt. I get it that sometimes we put the welfare of others before our own and do not even consider the harm it might do to ourselves. I get all that so I guess you can say Llama Boy and I are two peas in a pod...

Oz - Funny Farm Style

2012-02-08T12:50:00.002-07:00

Never Mind the man behind the curtain!!
Llama Boy sure can pull my strings and create more issues that some day's I wish to deal with - Tuesday was such a day.

The temp at the farm was bitter cold, more snow was coming sideways and my silly Llama Boy was not cooperating. I tried for over an hour to place him back into a barn where he would be safe and I could stop worrying. I tried every trick in the book but he was just not going to leave the closed side of the barn which housed the Llama Mommas and their little girls. There is not a way to drag a 200 pound (or more depending on how mad he gets) through waist high snow drifts nor can I trick him into going into the smaller barn because he has learned from my last deception on getting him in that barn. So I finally gave up and told him that his strong will better carry him through the bitter cold that was well on it's way.

I made it back to the house and peeled off all the layers and changed into dry clothes. I went up stairs still saying words of anger and disappointment for this hard headed guy. When I came downstairs to start work on some fiber that would not give me much trouble there he was standing at the french doors looking in at me. I wagged my finger (index finger that is) at him and scolded him again for being such a pain. I sat and worked away at the carding machine while he spent the time watching me. I tried to ignore his nose pressed against the glass and stay focused on my work - all the while reminding myself I tried for so long and now he was going to have to ride it out.

So how long do you think I lasted with that resolve???

Winner Is

2012-02-06T19:22:00.002-07:00

We have a name for the newest little Llama Girl at Larkspur Funny Farm.....

Are You Ready??? Are You Sitting Down???

The name is Mariposa or "MARI" for short.... I LOVE IT!!!

The talented lady who came up with this name and the winner of the bragging rights and prizes is: Sandispins Congrat's and Many Thanks for entering..

Now if you would please email me at ggerberlff@aol.com with your important information so I can get your goodies out I sure would appreciate it.

The baby is sleeping soundly right now but in the morning I will tell her about her new name and will start the process of getting her to know it... It has been hard talking to her without calling her something but now we have a great name and I am sure she will love it too...

Thanks to all who entered and your wonderful names and kindness makes us blush and know we are loved. Hugs to all...

Mail Box Adventure

2012-02-06T11:54:00.004-07:00

Today's biggest task was to make it down the very long driveway here at the farm. I was so blessed to have many customers find items to want in my shops during this storm and I packaged them all up with heart stickers on the labels and all my love placed into the packages... Now, I just had to get it to the ignored mail box at the end of my snow covered (that is an under statement) long and curving impassable road. I decided to do this task first thing so I was fresh with energy and my legs had not complaints.

I put all the packages in a large plastic sack to keep them safe and dry. I got the sheep hook to balance myself and to use it to get me up just in case I do a reverse snow angel again. With goggles on and all the layers this body requires off I went. I forgot to mention that in my ears I was listening to Eckhart Tolle to give me strength and purpose of being in the NOW.

I went with such joy that I had packages to take to the mail box and I also knew I had a lecture DVD awaiting for me since Thursday. Yes, there was much effort, the legs started to remind me that I never really remember how long this driveway is until I have to do one of these treks. But I remained present and it was wonderful. I am the first tracks in any of the snow - not even bunny tracks to show signs of life. The sunlight bounced of the crystals in the snow as if to say - "Look at what I created just for you" Magical.

I reached the box and placed the nine packages into it with love and care. I took my mail and placed them into my plastic sack and started the trek back. I stayed in my own tracks to keep the rest of the snow untouched so the next time I make it down I can see who was here. What a long yet joy filled adventure. They say I am going to get more snow in the next two days but for now I thrill in the task of walking my mail down. Simple I know but what a JOY!

Had to make another for you all

2012-02-05T17:37:00.003-07:00

Made another one because the first one was so well received ! I so enjoyed repeating the process and feeling the lovely fibers between my fingers. It is ready to go to it's new home.

Finding Your Good

2012-02-05T14:43:00.003-07:00

Finding the good in a snow bound farm.
The sweet Pinon tree in the front of the house is a constant friend and form of amazement. It is full of tiny new cones and has on each tip a Mother Nature made ice cycle. Thin and delicate but such purpose. No man made decorations on any Holiday tree could come close to this perfection.

The way I found this beauty was in struggling through the snow drift outside the shop door that was chest high to get to the truck to start it up and this is what I saw - finding my good took a bit of effort but well worth it. By the way, the truck engine turned over - such a trooper this old dear truck is but I reminded it there was no going down the driveway - drifts are well over the wheels and in some places over the hood.

What is your GOOD you found today??

Don't Forget

2012-02-05T13:52:00.002-07:00

Monday Feb 6th at Noon will end the latest Llama Baby Girl Naming Contest....

Just go to the farm blog - www.larkspurfunnyfarm.blogspot.com and place your names either under the original posting or this one. You can enter as many names as you wish - this gives you more chances to win....

Update on her - she is getting bored of being stuck in the barn but the drifts are too much for her little legs to get through and I am not in the mood to try and rescue and carry this gal. She is enjoying the head scratches, back rubbing and loving on sessions she gets when I am in the barn.

So put on those last minute thinking caps and help get the perfect name for this sweet girl.

What Motivates You ?

2012-02-05T08:34:00.003-07:00

To Move Into Action - To See Your Purpose in the Moment. There may be many moments in time when I might feel the lack of or loss of this energy. Last night as the bones and muscles began to cry out from the hours of hard work outside I felt the pull of my bed to just curl up and hope for rest but then there was that small and tiny voice starting to call me. I tried to shut it up and say "You need your rest" "Tomorrow you will have to do this all again so rest" "Why will you never stop - you have earned it??"

That small voice was now screaming louder then the pain and worn spirit. Before I knew it I was sitting in front of my carding machine and fingers in the fiber with my soul singing. Time flew by so quickly, the mind felt calm and before I realized it this lovely batt was off the carding machine and in my hands. Such joy!! Such Attraction to what and who I am. In that time of creating there was no pain, no lack of energy, no mind chatter. Pure Identity with my Bliss.

What Motivated You?

I have placed this batt up on my Etsy shop to find a new home to motivate that person. WOW = this one sold so quickly to a talented lady Malia MANY THANKS! I will make another after chores.

Tequila Sunrise - SOLD -

2012-02-04T18:15:00.004-07:00

Boy after the day I had I sure could use a very stiff drink but I opted for making something tasty without the hangover in the morning. With all the white I had to drudge through to get the furry babies feed I need some bright eye popping color. There is three shades of orange alpaca from "Lff Rebel Yell", a VERY HOT PINK from our llama "LFF Rosebud", Bold Blood Red Colorado raised Merino Lambs Wool, Hand Painted Silk and Marigold Glitz. Put it all together and you have a party in a batt. Wont you join me in the fun...

SOLD - Many Thanks to a wonderful lady Rose Marie... Blessings

Snow in Colorado

2012-02-02T22:06:00.003-07:00

The weather men are going crazy!! SNOW in Colorado.. Yes, it is going to be the worst since 1800 something. The world is coming to and end - run to the stores folks.... Let's break in every 15 minutes to make folks panic even more then they did the last 15 minutes ago.

This is the way we deal with things anymore. Yes, it snows in Colorado and sometimes it REALLY SNOWS. Now I can see if you live in Florida and it's snows - reason to panic but come on people what did you expect when we had 65 degrees earlier last week - did we forget it was February in Colorado??

Here at the farm I was getting ready and dealing with what may or may not happen. The day started early with pulling out all the snowshoes, snow pants, emergency gear and started to get the animals ready. I moved tons of hay closer to the animals and covered and weighted it down just in case the drifts are too high to get through with the sleds. Candles are pulled out of the drawers and placed where over the years I have found them useful. Brought up jugs of water from the basement just in case the power is lost. All the animals know that snow is what to use just in case I can not get to them for awhile. This water is for hens, new llama baby's and dogs. Then shovels are placed at ever door and in every barn. Everyone got extra feed this afternoon to keep their bellies going into the night. Then it was back into the house to start large pots of boiling water on the stove.

Now I never know if we should listen to weatherman so at 8 pm I made the decision to do some musically housing. Kasha is too old to stay in the horse trailer where she normally loves in lay outside of it instead of inside of it. So into the smaller barn with her. However, that means the bottle kids have to leave that barn because in her old age she is not in the mood for three very active, very social fur balls with no boundaries. Now that means picking them up one by one and walking them across the farm into the big goat barn. That is six times the length of the farm - can we say fun times. Really, I love being out in this kind of weather but I think that bottle kids ate rocks this afternoon. A small pen was quickly put together so that the bottle kids would not be messed with by the goat girls or the Llama Mommas. Then it was back to the small barn with Kasha. Then go get Sophia from the other side of the farm and move her to the horse trailer and shut her in.

Now comes the fun part - find Llama Boy (a white llama) in a blizzard. Yep, with my head lamp on high I went hunting for him. See earlier in the afternoon I was going to place him in the pasture with the older billies where he normally winters but since the birth of his offspring he has other thoughts. As I was trying to round him up with already about an inch of snow on the ground Graceful Grace stepped on some snow covered black ice and did a reverse snow angel.. That is the nice way of saying Grace went boom face down. After saying some very loud choice words I told Llama Boy that this behavior was not cool. I know that when the snow gets deep enough he will follow me - let's just hope I can dig out the gate by then.

As I walked back to the house there is now more like 5 inch's of snow and you could not see a foot in front of yourself - I knew then that is was going to be one fun night. I got in the house, peeled off the layers of wet clothes and put an ice pack on the already black and blue right knee, put a package of peas on my right wrist and waited for the kettle to whistle. The craziness of the weather reports are cranking into high gear. I think it is time to dig out some movies such as "The Thing" or how about the "The Day After Tomorrow" - Now that is a snow storm!!!

After find the bottle of Aspirin I am returning to the couch with ice pack on the knee, peas on wrist, heating pad on the back, cup of hot tea in my hands, cap on my head and a movie in the machine. I set the alarm clock for two hours just in case I fall asleep sitting up. What is really weird about all this is this is what I am good at - I may not understand how to turn on a cell phone but I am darn good at blizzards and animals. Remember my earlier post about being brave - this is going to be one of those nights - Big girl pants on and head lamp charged... Ready to go toe to toe with Mother Nature - wish me luck.

Sunrise Sunset

2012-02-02T18:32:00.002-07:00

It was a gray day as a snow storm is thinking of making life challenging at the farm so I had to find a way to bring joy and light into this day... So while in the fiber prep room I created this large batt.

It has LFF Gambler who is a Alpaca which I dyed a bright pumpkin. Then I have LFF Monica which is a sweet Angora Goat here which I dyed a multi shaded rich burgundy. I then located finally my soft pale yellow Colorado grown Merino which is so buttery soft. Then I have dyed a shaded lemon yellow silk and last but not least some incredible hand painted Glitz in marigolds and antiqued gold. This sure was tons of fun to card up and the result is so joyful that no amount of gray skies could effect me.

So I will be placing this 3.75 ounce batt up on Etsy this evening... Thanks for looking...

I Am Brave

2012-02-02T14:49:00.002-07:00

For Today I Am Brave and Expect To Do So Tomorrow

Nothing in life is just handed to us, so we are told. Life is always changing even if we are not willing at the present moment. We can either be frightened by those things outside of ourselves or we can Stand Up and Be Brave!!

What did you do today to prove to yourself that you are the Brave Soul I know you are??

Princess Cupcakes

2012-02-02T14:14:00.002-07:00

I so remember a special cupcake of my childhood - moist delicate white cake with white frosting which had swirls of hot pink, blood red and sparkles - Magic!! Forty three years later I am making that tasty treat in fiber form...

30% Off Books

2012-01-31T17:45:00.002-07:00

Starting Feb 1st in my Artfire shop you will get 30% OFF ALL BOOKS and it will last for two weeks till Feb 14th... Why does that date seem important? Oh Yeah, trying to get a present that wont add to your hips, have to be returned because no one our age should wear that even with the lights off or worse case - he forgot again!!!!

I will be adding more books but for now for all you Bead Lovers and Art Doll makers you have hit the mother load. Have fun and remember books like to travel with a buddy. As always I will refund you any overage of postage that is collected - I never keep what is not mine...

www.larkspurfunnyfarm.artfire.com

Heart Song

2012-01-30T21:08:00.002-07:00

I needed to lift my heart today and hear the song that was waiting to get out... This is what came out...

This is a 3 ounce offering in my Etsy shop - all the best that I have raised, dyed and carded to bring out your creative song hiding inside you.

What song are you hearing??

New Baby Llama Naming Contest

2012-01-30T09:36:00.003-07:00

As promised here is the Starting Day of the New Baby Llama Contest... The Contest will end February 6th at Noon

This sweet little girl was born Monday January 23rd at 9:18 am. We may have had a very bumpy start but now she is thriving and doing GREAT!!!

The rule for this contest has changed a bit - you MUST BE A FOLLOWER of this blog to play!! We had a few issues with FB folks not being a fan but still entering and so I want your entry to count so please make sure you are a blog follower... I do check!! I know - What a Pain, but I wish to be fair to those who honor the rules. There is only one so I am sure it is not too much...

You can enter as many times as you wish and each name will give you a separate entry so that means more chances to win the prizes and bragging rights.

I hope you will join me in the celebration of this new life and please help out in finding that perfect name for such a deserving girl. Thanks in advance.

Newest Baby Llama

2012-01-29T12:58:00.006-07:00

I finally found the time to sneak up on the new baby Llama Girl born this Monday January 23rd and get you some pictures of this adorable little one. She was enjoying sitting on the hill soaking up the sun and was sound asleep... Look at those white eyelashes - I just love, love, love them...

Dottie (Other baby Llama) was getting upset that she was not the center of everything - that's the big sis syndrome... Dottie even came up and bumped me several times as if to say "Look At Me Mom - not that little one"

So there you have it we are going to have to start the naming contest on the newest baby shortly. So get ready and I will post it in a bit.

Radiant Rafael

2012-01-28T14:03:00.004-07:00

This AMAZING Sweet One is "Rafael" son of Rebecca and twin to Rasputin. He makes the most drop dead lovely lockets and is a quite gentlemen. After clipping him this Spring I took about half of his fleece and let the dye pots do their magic. Below is the results. I have placed them up for sale on my Etsy shop this weekend. They are opened a bit but still able to be made into many types of Art Yarns or ready for blending with whatever strikes your fancy. They would also work well into Felting projects, Altered Art projects or used as Embellishments. Heck, I would love them just in a bowl to squeeze but that is me...

Would love to hear your thoughts on this sweet boy and the dyed fiber - Always eager to hear how to improve.

New Handspun Yarns

2012-01-28T13:34:00.002-07:00

I have been spinning up a storm - hoping to get ahead of all those creative things running around in my head. I finished up a total of 356 yards of this tasty yarn which breaks out into 5 separate skeins of varied yardages. This yarn I am calling "Caramel Cranberry Sundae" it is made of Superwash Merino Wool, Nylon and Gold Angelina - perfect for any type of project you have in mind. Yes, this can even be washed in the machine on delicate and dried flat.

Hope I have tempted you with some great Hand Spun Yarn... Last offering went quickly so don't delay, this is truly a tasty treat...

End Result of Spinning Night

2012-01-27T16:26:00.005-07:00

SOLD - Many thanks to Kate

Remember the yarn I spun on the 19th which appeared on my wheel??? Here is the finished yarn - What do you think of it?? Got a bit side tracked with all the drama with the newest Llama babies birth and nursing issues. I forgot to post this but I am catching up..managed to spin enough to make 115 yards in a two ply out of the four ounces I had - Lovely!

I am selling it on Etsy for a sum of $28.75 - not bad I think for this attractive Mountain Meadows Merino and Silk Yarn...

So spread the word. I sure would like to send it off to a new home....

And The Winner Is

2012-01-26T14:36:00.002-07:00

Drum Roll Please
As I reach into the big bowl containing 158 entries and pulled out a slip of paper with the following participants name:

Pam's Fiber from Dream Come True Farm

and the name that comes with that drawing is "Polka Dot"

Streamers flowing and ear piercing yells with rounds of applause fill the farm shop..

I want to thank everyone for your wonderful and creative entries. Also, for taking the time to work those gray cells and also sit in front of the computer to add your suggestions to my sights. I am so thrilled that so many wanted to aid in the naming of the sweet little girl who now races around the pasture full of life and love.

If Pam's Fiber would contact me at ggerberlff@aol.com to give me her address so I can send out your winnings I sure would appreciate it.

Again, thank you all for participating.

New Baby Update

2012-01-24T08:11:00.002-07:00

We made it through the night. Nursing is taking place but with Mother not being too happy. She received several more round of Herbs for her milk, Baby did get another 2 ounces of formula at 2 am and I got a whole three hours of sleep!!! WOW three whole hours.......

Now I am not complaining - just saying. I would go without sleep for days if I can bring someone through a problem. I know I am a bit rummy because I started to make breakfast and got side tracked putting away the holiday decorations and forgot I had started my tiny cast iron skillet with butter for the eggs and came back up from the basement to a house full of smoke. Just as I stepped foot in the kitchen to open the back door the smoke alarm went off - GREAT Way to Wake Up..... At least I know it works...

Guess there will be no brain surgery for me today. No sharp objects, pointy things or complicated calculations for this gal..

So with a list a mile long today to get done I will be setting the timer and checking in the barn to make sure we are starting to get on better footing with the little one. She is so loving and kind. Hopefully the goat girls will get some rest today. They kept watch over the little one with all the concern us mothers do.

Please keep the good thoughts and prayers coming - I know it is helping.. Many Thanks.

Baby Arrived - Needs Prayers

2012-01-23T20:43:00.002-07:00

This morning at 9:18 am we had the birth of the newest Baby Llama, a little girl. So sweet and was full of life and energy. She worked hard thru the day trying to figure out how to get the nursing thing down but hour after hour no luck. Mother was trying to be patient but with each hour Mother was talking more and moving more.

Llama's can last longer then a goat without food but I was beginning to get concerned. By 4 I made a triangle pen and put mother and baby inside. I moved in the sides so I could guide baby under and work this problem slowly to a sound nursing session. Mother crossed her legs and was not having it. Baby got upset and so I turned them out and watched.

It was now 7 pm and Grace had reached her end. Into the house I went and got the formula. Side story - when I was at the feed store last it is such a habit to purchase formula at Thanksgiving just in case that I had it in the truck and down the road before I remembered I did not breed the goats. I thought, Turn Around Grace You Have NO BABIES Coming and then I said No let's just get home I am pooped and just want to be home. Well, now we know why!!

I made the formula and dug through the box of nipples and bottles for the llama nipple. It has been about 10 years since we have needed one of those. The problem is they do not fit normal baby bottles like I use for sheep and goats. What to use?? What to use?? I walked around raking my brain and looking in every cupboard and fridge. It Hit Me - I had small glass Tonic Water Bottles. Yep, tonight I sure could use a Gin and Tonic but not till we are well out of the woods...

I made the bottle and off I went. I sat there in the barn waiting to see if while I was gone any progress was made - NOPE!! So with towel and bottle in hand I got her to take it and sip, sip, sip she went and that was music to my ears. I did not let her eat much, just enough to warm her up and to make sure she could nurse. I took the nipple away and she looked all over for her Mother. She ran to her and tried and tired again but Mother was not letting her. I gave Mother a handful of Raspberry Leaves along with Marshmallow Root which should help a bit. Before I left Baby took another good hit on the bottle and then sat with her mother under the heat lamp.

So if you could and it is in your nature PLEASE send out some prayers for these two - we will do our best but help is always appreciated. I guess this gal will not be going to bed tonight - so much for a stress free time at the Funny Farm. Glad I am a creature of habit - I have plenty of formula if needed...

Waiting Room / Carding Room

2012-01-23T15:15:00.003-07:00

This weekend I was busy at the carding machines awaiting the next Llama Baby Birth. In and Out, In and Out over and over again but the carding machines do not mind this continual interruption. I posted several new batts up in my Etsy and a few have already found new homes - one is even going to New South Wales. I am a bit envious of it but I know it is going to very talented hands...

Would love to know what you think of this offering?? Hard to keep my fingers out of it..

Speechless

2012-01-21T08:15:00.001-07:00

I Can Find No Words To Explain What I Feel.......

Naming Contest Starts Today!

2012-01-19T12:39:00.004-07:00

It is time to name this sweet girl - here is the information so far

Born on January Friday the 13th at 4:18 pm. She is a Appy color girl just like her mother which means she has a creamy white base color with cinnamon, chocolate brown and espresso brown spots. She is curious, friendly and as with most of my fur babies smarter then most.

This is how the contest will go - It starts today Thursday January 19th at noon MST and will end on Thursday January 26th at noon MST.. For those who caught it - Yep, A Week!!!

You can enter as many times as you would like but you must be a follower of this blog or a fan of my Face Book page Larkspur Funny Farm. There will be prizes going to the winner which will be Llama related...

I love how creative my followers have been in the past on assisting me in the naming process but please keep in mind that this sweet one will have to live with the name picked so PLEASE no four letter words, negative or disparaging words - I will not include them in the drawing basket.

I am so excited to see what wonderful names you come up with and trust me you will be getting some great goodies if you are the lucky winner. So put on those thinking caps, pull out the fair tale books, baby name books or what ever else you will use... Have fun, enter often (increases your chance of winning) and PLEASE tell your friends, family and even strangers - the more the merrier.

Good Luck and Look at the Sweet Face - Who could resist??

Lunch Time

2012-01-19T12:29:00.002-07:00

Now that the winds and bitter cold has released the farm at least for the afternoon I have let the llama girls and baby out to get their legs moving and sunshine of their faces. I love when a new baby gets their first chance to run full out and kick up their heels. The little girl was a bit scared of the snow, the dogs, the billies and telephone poll but I walked around the pasture with her to show her we all would watch out for her.

She nursed every time something scared her - typical baby behavior. Also this morning one of her ears was a bit floppy. I checked it - No Frost Bite! I checked also for teeth marks - None! So I will watch it closely - no need to tape it before I know there is an issue - many times they right themselves with out the need of human interference.

So, what's for lunch at your house??

Spinning is my Bliss

2012-01-19T09:25:00.003-07:00

I spent the day in the fiber prep room hoping to get centered while
the winds outside made it impossible to work outside and so I needed to get lost in my heart and hands with what bring me purpose and joy. I created many batts during the day and they are up on my Etsy shop looking for talented folks to take home but by evening I needed to spin. My soul just calls out to this and I can not ignore it. I had planned on going to bed early because I really needed the rest but the roving was just screaming for me to sit and spin.

I am always amazed how the world slips away the moment my foot starts the motion of up and down and my hands start drafting the eye candy fiber. My life has purpose, has joy and the worries of that around me melts aways into bliss. I let the fiber dictate what it wishes to be and unlike most of my life where I find myself holdin on with "White Knuckles" and "Clinched Jaw" through out the day. I am always asking myself to "Be here in the moment Grace" - "Release and Allow Grace" and many more statements such as those trying to find the Peace, Love and Joy that I do when I am touching fiber.

So for those hours I spent spinning this gal lived in PURE BLISS and I hope you had that in your day. Would love to know what that is for you??

Lady in Waiting - Update

2012-01-17T08:06:00.002-07:00

As the sun rose this morning I had hoped the change in air pressure Monday would have trigger the birthing of the other cria (baby) sitting inside of it's Mother... No Such Luck!!!

Llama's have a great way of delivering during the day which is instinctual. Since they understand that predators come at night Mother Nature has given them this ability to almost stop or slow down their contractions when predators might be around. During the day they can see all around while engaged in the hard task of delivering new life and the rest of the herd will keep watch while they deliver. I have loved that about these amazing creatures but here is the down side - most times if they do deliver in the night it is because they are having troubles and so it does not mean you stop checking on them during the night because that is when they will need me. Unlike my Goat Girls who love having me with them all the time during their labor and delivering - my llama girls are much more private. Who would blame them? I sure did not want an audience while delivering my sons - I did not even want the doctor to be looking down there - we wont even go into my issues we are talking Llama's..

Since today is going to be bone biting cold and tomorrow is to be in the 50's - Which day would you bet this baby might come??? Leave your bet and we will see who is right..

Momma in Waiting

2012-01-15T09:45:00.002-07:00

After the events of Friday I took a good look at the other female llama and Yep we have another Mommy to Be... No time to waste she is rolling and sitting funny so the time is coming closer. That means Grace needs to get her flat tired butt in gear...

So after sitting with a cup of coffee and a piece of paper I have the game plan mapped out. Trust me if you don't think these things through you will be running around chasing animals through the snow with all getting tired and never where we want to end up.

First things first. I moved Olivia out of her side of the goat girls barn. She was not happy. Then I turned the bottle kids out and cleaned that side of the barn. Moved in the bigger feed containers and waters.

Next, was to get this gal up to the big barn and pasture. Like most animals or humans change is not something they do without some struggle or a very clear reason - WOW life lesson for Grace again. Anyway, what I did was walk the path to the new pasture without ever giving her eye contact. I went slow and with a kind heart. I walked through the two different gates and up to the top hill. I sat down and breathed slowly. I sat for about 10 minutes, got up and walked to the house without ever looking at her. I went into the house and pour a cup of coffee... Within about three minutes she walked the same path, through the gates and up to the hill and sat down. I than came out of the house and closed the gates. Told her "Thank you" and went back to work.

Now to move the new baby and Mother. I went to the small barn and greeted them both with no words but a bent head and slow breathing. When I saw they where calm I slowly picked up the baby and opened the barn door. We walked slowly across the farm as Mother would circle me talking all the while to her baby. If either one got too nervous I stopped breathed loudly and slowly until they settled down. Upon reaching the barn I sat the baby down and closed the gate behind us. I sat on a stool and waited untill Mother checked over every inch of the little one and stopped making her nervous noises. Baby came up to me and I gently scratched her all over... She loves it and soon she sat beside me. I waited a bit longer to give them the time they needed and so they understood I was not going to do anything else to them.

Once I left the barn it was full steam ahead. Big panels are needing to be dug out of snow banks and carried across the farm to the barn. Then replacing the smaller sheep panels with the larger llama panels to keep everyone in the right places. I tell you walking through the snow with panels becomes a big work out but the weather was warmer then I thought so I was at least not cold. I cleaned out the empty section in the smaller barn and made new digs for the bottle kids. I also constructed a run for them so they could go outside and still be safe. Smaller feeders and waters brought in and filled - now it was time to go get the bottle kids. They are like ducks - they see me and follow - great for me because I was not looking forward to carrying everyone across the farm..

It is now time for evening chores - a full days work and everyone in their new spots. I will have another night of checks but at least I know I have them in a place where I can care of them with no worry of the elements. Now it is a waiting game - the baby greets me each time I come to check which makes the cold long walk well worth it.

New Baby Llama

2012-01-14T14:24:00.005-07:00

The pictures that follow I took at midnight Friday of the newest member of Larkspur Funny Farm.. Mother was not happy that I kept checking on them every two hours but she will forgive me if there is a need or emergency - I hope.. This in and out also kept the one and two year old billies goats sleeping in the other side of the barn awake but again checking is more important just in case...

As you can tell by the last picture Mom was happy to see me go and baby was done with the pictures taking. She has nursed which is fantastic. Here is a trick I use here with Camelid Crias (Llama Babies) so I know if the bowels are moving - I use a large knee band aid and stick it to the babies bottom. Really it is attached to the hair on either side of their privates. Then if I miss the event I can check the band aid when I do my checks and see what is there or not there. It is a great way to be well ahead of any eating or eliminating issues. Unlike sheep and goats who require butt licking from the Mother to get them nursing Llamas and Alpacas do not have this Mothering Pattern. I had only two Llama Mothers who would pulled it off so their babies I would not leave until I had seen it with my own two tired eyes.

So back to the house I go, set the alarm clock, lay on the couch in my barn clothes and back out in two!!!

Was it worth the wait to see her??

Something STRANGE is in the Air - Read On

2012-01-14T09:47:00.003-07:00

As the sun was getting lower in the sky and I still was sitting at the computer trying to update my Etsy shop I felt a strange feeling come over me. I know most might think I am nuts and that is perfectly fine with me but here is what was happened and then you judge.

Yes, I know it is Friday the 13th which I never put any worry into. I love the very B rated movies where Jason seems to have no other purpose then to hack apart teenage sinners and never dies - we wont go into what that means in today's mind set. I had been hoping that the cramping in my stomach was not another bout of this bug I have been fighting and trust me those lady parts where long ago taken (I know too much information but it is needed to explain the unfolding of events) and not missed.

I tried to keep my mind focused and ignore the growing pain. It reminds me of the start of labor. Now remember I decided to not breed the goat girls and give this overly tired and stressed midwife a break. So again I tried to block it from my thoughts. After about a half hour of this I thought stand up and walk around a bit so I went to my office window and looked out. There on the driveway and front grass area was about 40 some or more deer wondering around very strange like. WHAT THE HECK!!! Yes, I used other words but I am not here to shock you.

I went to go get my camera and try to take pictures of this. Yep, no one would stand still. They where milling about the isolate pens and close to the front drive. I decided to go outside and see if I could get a better shot of the massive number of them. As I am trying to creep closer to them my silly Sophia started barking and they took off bounding into the forest. Just then I noticed Llama boy - he was humming and not his usual tune. I was not focused on that but rather the increasingly painful cramps. Just as I was about to turn around and go into the house I saw one of the llama girls sitting in the corner of the isolate pen kind of funny. I stopped and tried to focus my eyes in her direction but the sun was now low enough to blind me. I stood there with my Long John's and turtle neck sweater on starting to get very cold and shaking but I thought just quickly walk over and check things out.

As I tried not to slip on the ice that now is the majority of what is left from the big snow storm. I made my way over and saw "TWO FEET STICKING OUT HER BUTT". OH MY GOSH.....

I walked quicker to her but not in the way to convey panic. I was breathing loudly so she would know I was not in Panic and so she could continue with what was already happening. I opened the big metal gates with no gloves - crap that is cold. I walked slower but with a large stride so I could get there and assess the situation. I made Llama Boy and the other Llama Girl get out of the area and started counting her contractions. It would not be long and the bitter cold wind was kicking up. I quickly went back to the house, put on some clothes, got towels, vet kit and was say prayers the whole way there and back.

Now I know why I was in such distress. The baby delivered quick and easy. I hated to do this but it was so cold outside and there was no shelter out there we had to move everyone. I took the towel wrapped it around the body of the baby and picked up this long legged wet and slippery baby. I slowly started walking hoping that Mommy would not attack me or get disconnected from the bond with baby. Slowly we walked as she hummed and I made sure not to make eye contact with her or baby. We finally reached the small barn and I got her to cross the doorway. I placed the baby down and ran to get straw, buckets, feed and cover up the window to stop the draft. I went to work like my butt was on fire and within a half hour all was settled in and I was sitting in the corner awaiting the first nursing.

After it was clear that Mommy was more then a bit nervous of me being in such close quarters with her little one I made the decision to go in the house and give it a bit of time. I came in made me dinner, sat in mediation to calm myself down and release any fear I might be holding for this little one. I gave them about an hour or so and went outside. Luckily I could look through the other windows and watch without coming in and worrying Mom again. Yep we have nursing!!!

So my connection to birthing Mothers at this farm is not lost and with this seasoned Mother I will be on 2 hour watches to make sure all goes well... Some Friday the 13th here at the Farm. Never a Dull Moment!!!

Yes, we will have a naming contest coming up but let's not get ahead of ourselves...

Tummy Tickling

2012-01-14T09:26:00.004-07:00

I made some Banana Bread for my guests who came to the farm and I must say that it turned out YUMMY!! At least to my taste buds. Not sure what I did differently but it was very moist, evenly baked and tender. Since I never even got around to making Holiday Cookies I had nothing to offer (bred into me from a young age and my mother calls me compulsive - where do you think I learned this?) so in my usual fashion Grace was baking at 11:00 at night instead of sleeping...

I could not control myself. After my guests had left the farm I heated some of my Buffalo Chile and cut me two slices of the bread that Debbie brought and sat down to answer emails and get to the business that is my daily routine. The bread was so yummy and complimented the Chile perfectly. I think I will have to have a couple more with my Broccoli Soup for dinner tonight. Oh what the heck - I think I need another serving of Chile and one more slice of bread...

Friday 13th Visitation

2012-01-14T08:42:00.003-07:00

What a lucky day here at the Farm - I had a visitation from two Colorado Mary Jane Farm Girls - Debbie and Marilyn. These wonderful gals drove a long distance to stop in and chat a while. When they reached the house I was presented with a lovingly prepared basket from Debbie.

There was hand crocheted dish clothes and a nice assortment of teas

A homemade Artisan White Bread wrapped in a floral dish towel

There are some wonderful Cranberry Orange Muffins tucked in there too.

As you noticed the towel has already found it's spot in the kitchen.

Now I am not all about the gifts but it was incredible that she took the time to create such a loving basket of goodies just for me - MANY THANKS!

We spent some time chatting, wondering around the shop and seeing what I do and Debbie received a gift certificate from another Mary Jane Farm Girl for Christmas which I am thrilled to say she found two books on spinning and knitting Dog hair along with four skeins of hand spun Llama/Wool Yarn for a pair of mittens that she will be knitting for herself. Then I had a bit of time to show her some of my tricks in spinning on a drop spindle. With time, practice and breathing I have faith that she will master the kit she purchased some six years ago.

As our time came to an end I invited them back whenever time, weather and health permits. I thank you again for sharing your time and friendship with me - Blessings and Be Well

Have a wonderful weekend ladies

Request for Wooden Buttons

2012-01-09T17:19:00.005-07:00

The two toggles on either side are a great china button made to look like wood these are vintage and I two of each color and they go for $3.00 each.
The button in the middle is a wood button - also Vintage measuring 1 7/8 inch for $4.00 each and I have two.

Two Vintage Hand Carved Buttons (Left is 1 1/4 inch for $5.00 each and I have two left) (Right is 1 1/8 inch for $7.00 each and I have two left) - These are SOLD - Many Thanks Ruth

Left is reclaimed wood branchs which is 1 1/2 inch for $5.00 each and I have 4 left - Right is also a reclaimed wood branchs which is 1 2/8 inch with natural edges - smooth but has shape to them for $4.00 each and I have 4 left.

Left is a square 1 1/2 inch nut tree button which is $6.50 each and I have 4 left
Right is an amazing button which is a half moon longest width is 2 3/8 inchs by 1 2/8 wide for $5.60 each and Yes I have 4 of those

Left is irregular triangle which averages 3 inch at the longest point and around 2 inchs at it widest these go for $7.00 each and I have three

Right is a amazing round button which is 2 1/8 inch and goes for $7.00 each and I have four.

Last are my to most favorites.. Right is an net shape around 2 1/2 inch at the longest point and 1 3/4 inch at it widest. I have three left and they sell for $8.00 each.

The big round one on the right is 2 3/4 inch and sells for $10.00 each and I have three left.

If any of these would work or need more info on just leave a comment and I will make arrangements to gladly sell you some.

Lovable Llama Seeks Home

2012-01-09T14:23:00.003-07:00

I have two lovable Llama felt creations who are looking for loving homes. They are up for sale in my Etsy shop and hope to travel to their new owners homes very soon - fill that desire to care for and love on a Llama.

WOW INTERESTING

2012-01-09T11:10:00.003-07:00

What a STRANGE morning!! To the West of me outside my office window is the moon shining so full and bright at 7 am. I go downstairs to the kitchen and this is what the sun and clouds are giving me as they rose above the horizon to the East... WOW and what is that cloud doing. Just thought I would share - what did you see out your window this day?

Bombshell Babbette

2012-01-07T12:18:00.004-07:00

I took a 1/2 ounce of the sweet baby Babbette lockets and combed out the tiny VM (Vegetable Matter) in it and went to work on showing what this lovely girl had in her... With an amazing over the top dark pink I placed the unwashed fibers into the glass container with my special handmade fiber soap, dye, vinegar and almost boiling water. A quick stir and it was outside to do chores. When I came back in and the water looked cloudy and had cooled to more of a room temp I was ready to take the fiber out. With a plastic spoon I gently scooped out the fiber without disturbing the particles and dirt that had settled. One quick rise with same water temp and it is off to the drying rack . I just love the color and it is still so buttery soft - can't wait to see it dry... I have more of her fleece to work with but I thought I would do a test run. Yes, I am like a little kid with a new toy I have to touch it, play with it and if I was honest I would slept with it.

What do you think should be made out of it??

I can't help myself - compulsive organizer !

2012-01-06T20:34:00.004-07:00

When life gets me too worried or I can not settle my brain I am a compulsive organizer or cleaner. I have struggled not to be so "Over the Top" on doing this but sometimes I just have to let myself go because it also helps me work out a problem.

So this afternoon when I got home from evaluating a flock of sheep and my inner chatter would not shout up I went into "Monk" Mode. It was the buttons turn in the shop to get on my good side. So I took a large type set drawer and went to work putting them in order by price, materials and also began the start of inventory and picture taking. WHO LOVES BUTTONS?

From Left to Right Arctic Reindeer and handmade polymer Black Faced Sheep

Clint Eastwood in "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly -- Antique Turtle Shell

Porcelain Rooster -- Porcelain Heart

These are just a few of the many dozens I have - I also have glass, bone, horn, sterling silver, shell, fabric and much, much more... Now not only can folks get to the buttons easier but I got to have an "MONK" Mode with great results... What do you think of the Clint Eastwood Buttons??

Got those at an antique show years ago and up till today I was not going to sell them but working on destashing around here.

Baby Babbette

2012-01-06T11:55:00.003-07:00

I only went to carry some hay into the barn and water to the far pastures - Honest. I did not have much energy and the work was draining what little I had but I pressed on. When I reached the goat girls barn I was almost on empty and just then Babbette and Agatha follwed me into the barn to get out of the sun. The sun was reaching almost 50 degrees and I was debating if I risked taking off my jacket. As I noticed these two girls in the barn without a thought I closed the door behind us and walked to the catch pen. Silly girls - they followed me in which was so lucky for me because I had not been able to touch these little girls for some time. They are way too fast for this gal to chase all around but in the pen I sat down and let them calm down and the touching began.

Agatha is a wild child and full of energy - it was like touch a bucking bronc but soon she did not mind and we made sort of friends. Then there was Babbette - she is the off spring of Monica and was the baby that I thought I was never going to get out of her mother last February. She is a true offspring of that line of goats. Fast as the wind, not very big but OH What Fiber. I always carry scissors in my pocket so while I was sitting with her I thought - just a locket or two, no harm no fowl. It was a quick snip and I had her lovely locket in my tired hands. It is like a tonic to me - the moment I moved that silky lock between my thumb and index finger it was like a spirit took over. Before either one of us knew what was happening I had her in my lap and I was clipping away. Like I said I had not planned on this - I did not even have a bag with me so I was stuffing the lockets in my pockets as I sat and soon I found myself stuffing the fiber in my turtle nick shirt. Now I know I do not teach folks this but it works in a pinch. As I took my time and relaxed into the process so did she. She even fell asleep several times - that is trust from someone I had not gotten my hands on for about 5 months. With each clip I also scratched the spot to show her now she can reach her body when she scratches. The average locket will be around 6 inches and so buttery soft. I left about 1 1/2 of length on her body to carry her thru the cold to come.

When the clipping was done and we had body rubs all over she and I got up, left the pen, opened the door and stepped out. There we both were greeted by the goat girls - sniffing her and me all over and Mommy Monica checked over every inch of her Babbette... She ran around, jumping and bouncing because she was free of that heavy coat. I on the other hand eeked to the house for the spell was broken and my body was telling me so. Once in the house I pulled out the lockets from under my shirt - I am sure that was some sight.

So today I hope to grade, clean and maybe wash those amazing buttery soft lockets.

Amazing what I can do when I touch fiber... I did not even feel this cold bug in my body - I had a higher purpose...

I Am Not My Current Conditions

2012-01-06T07:23:00.003-07:00

All conditions are temporary. They are episodic pauses on the adventure of your soul. Judging the value of your life from the conditions that are cu rent in it today is never a wise thing to do, because all conditions are temporary.

The affirmation for today is "I am not the conditions of my life, I am the creator of those conditions, so I have the power to make new ones." I will be repeating this through out the day and taking this to the core of my being. I will see the changes in my life unfold just as I did with this sun rise this morning.

Be The Pine Cone

2012-01-05T08:33:00.003-07:00

I thought I would put my mind in a healing state so I walked down to the mail box - a long walk but one that always gives me joy. Still struggling with this stomach issue I got half way down a prayed I could make it. I was watching the sun set and it filled my soul with such peace.

As I walked I felt there were eye on me. As I turned my head there was the "Orphaned Doe" trying to see if she could steal some of Sophie's dog food that was just pour in her bowl. I had to giggle because Sophie will share a bit with her which is so strange because Sophie is one who is all about herself first.. Remind you of anyone?? She is a wonderful spirit - works hard and understands her purpose here but she has never been one to put herself out there much - over the past two years that really has changed and I that she realizes how much I do depend on her and in turn she is willing to give 110% of herself. See we all can change.

As I reached the mailbox - and found nothing inside I could have been cross for WASTING what little energy I had but then I saw this amazing, perfect single cone as I headed back to the house. It had made it through all that horrible wind that hit the farm not too long ago and managed to hang on while maintaining it's perfection. WHAT A LESSON!!

"Hang on no matter what hits you - you have a higher purpose that needs you to be right in the middle of the storm"

I clung to this imagine as my body during the night revolted against the germs inside. Not a pretty sight and I am glad I live alone - hate to subject anyone to this but as the sun rose this morning I can see I am still hanging on. Not a 100% by any stretch but stand and breathing and giving thanks for that!! I strive to be the Pine Cone...

Seriously !!

2012-01-04T16:43:00.003-07:00

Is the universe trying to give me a heart attack??

I have been battling a bug and eeked down stairs this morning to get a cup of herbal tea and I to looked out the kitchen window to this sight !!!! My heart jumped into my throat and I thought I might drop to my knees. My already upset stomach was now in complete chaos... MY CHIEF - no wonder I did not hear him this morning - OH MY GOSH!!! Seriously...

Just then he stretched..... I quickly took a couple of snaps because I know that you folks do not believe me when I say that sometimes I think my animals are trying to freak me out... What is going on?? It is not right to fool Mother Grace

So, I made me a cup of tea that I brewed in the wee hours of morning and went back to bed for an hour hoping to settle my stomach and not feel like I am on the sinking of the Titanic..

When I finally drug myself to an upright position the first order of business was to let Chief know that Mother was not happy or feeling well so KNOCK IT OFF.

No Vacancies

2012-01-03T16:04:00.003-07:00

Topsy Tuesday - The dogs spent most of the time barking last night. I went out several times with the search light hoping to a get a bead on what was causing all the fuss... NOTHING that I could see or find. So this gal was very slow on getting out of bed as the sun began to rise. I had very little patience left I admit and so I thought I would take a picture of the sunrise as I waited for the drip, drip, drip of the coffee maker to finish.

I was hearing Chief growl his low unhappy growl - where and what was getting this even tempered boy so upset... I quickly tried to make it to the front door and on to the deck before the reason left my camera sight. I wished I could get a good picture of what was going on. You see there is 7 does in the front yarn but what my camera could not catch farther off was the two dozen or more deer that was standing just outside my camera range. It was all those unwanted guests that had Chief upset. Sophie began to growl and then the pair of them lurched forward and started barking. Not the warning barks but the "Get The Hell Off Our Property" barks. Within a flash all the peaceful nibbling stopped and I had deer running like they where being shot at - I felt so sorry for them because all they wanted was breakfast but I guess the dogs thought this was just too many. I guess they are still a bit touchy after the New Years Eve Party Animals....

So now I know the reason for all the barking in the night - too many guest at the Inn.... Guess I better walk down to the gate at the road and turn the sign over which reads "By Appointment Only"

Scratching my head on this Dye Pot

2012-01-02T11:21:00.003-07:00

A Happy Accident in the Dye Pot Saturday - Not sure why this color happened but it sure is lovely. It was to be a Golden Pear color but instead this is what happened and before you ask, Yes, I had my glasses on when mixing the dye... No, I had not start Happy Cocktail Hour either.

So what do you think of it??

First Monday of the Year

2012-01-02T10:20:00.002-07:00

WOW - some of the party animals are still lingering around and Chief is slow on getting to work. I don't blame him I to am catching up on sleep... By the way he is feeling a bit better - think it was just one of those "Getting Older Issues"

So pour another cup of coffee and lets roll up our sleeves...

I have been on the computer since 6 am this morning and still have more to come. I have a pot of fleece (alpaca) on the stove getting washed - a pure black male and I have tons of photo's to take and post so no sitting still for me. I also hope to get some spinning done on a new yarn rolling around in this cobwebbed brain of mine. Hit me last night around 1 am but was a good girl and kept my bum in bed. Really, it did not take much convincing.

What are in your plans for the first Monday of this New Year???

A New Year At The Farm

2012-01-01T06:53:00.006-07:00

Awaiting the dawn of this New Year...

I have still some Wild Party Animals hanging about the farm this morning all wanting a Country breakfast.. There will be lots of cleaning up from Mother Natures huffing and puffing.. She always leaves me more work then I think I deserve but what you going to do? She does grace my farm with MANY blessings so like with all things in life you take the bad with the good and hope you can stay focused on the good...

Today I will do my Walking Mediation as I haul tons of hay to place inside the barns. As the Zen saying goes "Chopping Wood, Carry Water" A time to listen to that voice within while doing the basic tasks of the day. Not listening to the chatter, the negative narrative that writes your story but rather to allow that connection to the silent world around you while honoring the blessings in the regular and required tasks of the day.

In today's world we do not honor those who go about doing the small but necessary tasks of the world. We celebrate those who seem to just take up space with their bad behavior and bundles of cash with no consideration to the invisible folks who really do the work. We wish to gain our 15 minutes of fame no matter what we have to do to get there. Today I wish to focus on the silent angels working the jobs that do not pay enough to feed their families, the parents who long for just a single day that their child might feel health and peace, those tired and injured warriors who are returning home to much less then was promised to them and to find peace in the changes that are coming this year.

It is time for this gal to "Carry Hay, Shovel Poop" mindful work to me. What is yours??

Happy New Years Eve

2011-12-31T07:54:00.002-07:00

The party animals are gathering for the wild times planned here at Larkspur Funny Farm. We start early here celebrating the ending of one year and the start of another!!

Chief is saving up his energy to man the gates from party crasher later in the evening - this is a "By Invitation Only" event. Only "A" Lister's are coming and what a wild time it will be....

Mother Nature has already started getting out of control - gusts already going to be in the 60 miles an hour range and some predict even stronger winds out here - she really is a blow heart when she gets a couple of drinks in her so we hope to keep her away from the punch bowl but she always sneaks in a bottle or two. The noise makers have started as well - sections of the small barn tin roof has been lifted up and are flapping around with each song that Mother Nature sings. Her songs are already grating on my nerves - I guess I will turn up the tunes in the house.

The food preparations started early and will go through the day - there will not be an empty tummy around the farm with special treats for all. What would a party be without games ? We have planned Head Butting, Horn Poking, Butt Sniffing (I will not be playing this one) and Yes, back by popular demand - Running around for no good reason - my personal favorite!!! For those who do not wish to work up a sweat there will by movies playing downstairs, tunes on the main floor and for those who wish some quite reflections the upstairs will have meditation candles and chanting after sun down. Something for everyone!!

I hope your plans are just as exciting as ours and above all

"DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE"

I have made our party also a sleep over so none of my WILD guests will have to hold back on their celebrations and I hope you do the same.

Have a Happy and Safe New Years Eve from all of us at

Larkspur Funny Farm and Guests.

Esmeralda in Yarn Form

2011-12-30T15:09:00.002-07:00

I thought I would show you what I just placed for sale on my Etsy Site - Esmeralda in yarn form... Yep, the "Devil Goat" blows out the most amazing, buttery soft Cashmere Down and I have to admit it is pure joy to spin and is next to the skin OH SO SOFT!!! I guess this tough as nails, not so friendly, pushy gal is not only the worlds best mother, a watch dog of the herd but also the universe gave her a gift of MEGA UBER great fiber - that is a technical term.

When I finished spinning her fiber I did go out and show it to her and thank her very much for allowing me to create this yarn. Trust me the spinning was way more fun then collecting the fiber. We wont even go there...

So I would love to hear what you think of her yarn and I sure hope someone decides to purchase this amazing yarn - it would help in paying for their food and boy oh boy do they eat.

Funny Farm Fright

2011-12-30T08:19:00.003-07:00

I woke this morning still struggling with this chest cold but figured I would stay in the present moments of this day and stop being wrapped up in this condition I can do nothing about - no over the counter med's here. I started my coffee pot and homemade biscuits.. I noticed out the kitchen window that I did not see Chief doing his normal fence checks. The poor guy was not feeling 100% either during rounds Thursday and did not even wish to eat his breakfast - that is something for one of these big hard working dogs. Being the worry wart that I am I even made a special dinner for him so he would eat something and so I would feel a bit better...

I went out the kitchen door and called his name - Nothing! Then I whistled a couple times - Nothing! I was trying not to be worried. Maybe he had a hard night and was sleeping in - Lucky Guy!!

As I made my breakfast I could not help but slip into my worst behavior. With every minute that clicked off the kitchen clock I began to think of all the horrible things that could have happened to Chief. You see I am great at imaging the worst... Hate that about myself but over the years I thought if I could think of the worst and have a plan then I could handle anything - boy does that back fire at times.

Finally, I could not stand it - I put on my boots and with my Jammie's on - walked through the snow to the barn while calling his name. With each step my heart was getting heavier. I reached the gates and the cold metal clanked loudly which normally would have Chief running towards me. Nothing!!

As I walked the length of the outside barn and rounded the corner to the open door I called again - Nothing! The goat girls where all talking at once as I stepped into the dark shadows of the cold barn. I had to wait a couple of seconds for my eyes to focus and NO CHIEF!!

By now my heart was beating so fast I felt light headed. In a panic I came out of the barn and now was screaming his name. My eyes darted all over the white covered pasture hoping not to see a lump laying motionless in the freezing snow. To the farthest part of the pasture was the deer herd who are nibbling on some grass that had poked out over the now hard packed snow. Just then I noticed right next to the deer, some still resting in between the wind break row of trees there out stretched and motionless was Chief. My heart jumped in my throat and I screamed out his name and waved my arms as I ran towards him - I am amazed how this tired aching body can really move when one of my sweet one's are in trouble. As I crashed through the snow as I made my way towards him all the while calling his name with a high pitched panic tone the hard working friend of mine finally stood up and started trotting towards me. We looked like those slow motion portions in a romance movie where the long lost lovers are meeting after searching the world for each other.

As we met in the middle of the pasture Chief's tail stood straight, his ears up and with a twinkle in his eyes. He jumped up on me and I hugged him with all my might... I checked him all over and there was ice on one side of his furry coat. He must have been laying out there for some time. All that can wait for a bit as I walked back to the barn with Chief glued to my leg wanting my hands to stroke his head with each step. I was still worried but I want just to get him back to the barn and check him over. The goat girls encircled us while I checked him over. I could find nothing. I put my head to his chest to hear if there was fluid or a rattle - hard to do with all the girls talking. Nothing!!

So I went and grabbed him some food and he ate his breakfast while I stayed with him to make sure he ate. Just then I remembered - Crap My Breakfast!!!

When I returned to the house the coffee was cold, the eggs burnt, the bacon nothing short of cinders and the biscuits are similar to hockey pucks. Even with all of that I am thrilled but worried about Chief. Today will be a day of my over protective motherly eye watching, body checking and heavy heart beating at the farm. Here I thought I would release myself from the over worried state this time of year brings (baby birthing season) but instead the universe just places it in other forms...

If you would please keep Chief in your thoughts and prayers - I know he will be fine - we are all battle the winter bugs but I must say this old gal sure could use some peace at this farm. Hug those around you today both two and four legged - we forget things can change quickly.

MOM - she at it again!!

2011-12-28T08:39:00.004-07:00

Now that the deep snow is melting somewhat that gives Esmeralda a chance to stock Chief again and make passes at him. Now before we all get mushy about this just know that at any time if Chief really felt he had enough he would put her back into her place. I look at it this way - we have all known some folks who are just too kind for their own good. You know the type - gives a million chances, always willing to talk it through even when the other person is not listening. Then there are the broken folks like the film stars of today who go to jail, then rehab, land back in jail, sent back to rehab and so on till they end up either dead or no longer the public eye.... This is how I view this relationship here in my pasture. They must like it or it would not continue... I call it "Going Around The Mountain" - you do it over and over again thinking the view will change but it is just going round and round. I am famous for this so I can not point fingers and these two..

One thing Chief gets from this relationship is another hard working guard animal. Esmeralda is out there working the pasture against predators and stands in front of any danger that might come her way. I can't help but remember that when like this morning those ribs are still giving me pain - she is one tough cookie and for that I see why Chief puts up with her.

I thought today I might work on one of those "Around the Mountain" issues that has me stuck in the pasture... How about you?? Some might call it a New Years Resolution but I think we can make those choice any day of the year. Want to be Brave and share one with me??

Purple Mountains Majesty

2011-12-28T08:25:00.002-07:00

As the sun rose this morning at the farm the view was amazing!!

While I am working on healing my body from what it thinks should be an issue - I give thanks for this incredible view I am greeted with this morning. I will spend the day in my fiber prep room creating at the carding machine what I hope will please those who visit my Etsy shop and if I am so lucky maybe someone will wish to bring some home. It is with the purchases from my customers that I am able to provide this home for those four legged furry family and myself. We thank you so very much and wish to share our view with you.

May this day be all the best it can be....

Be Bright This Day

2011-12-25T07:32:00.002-07:00

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and for all those who do not I send wishes of a bright day to you and yours.........

My Wish

2011-12-23T15:54:00.003-07:00

No matter what life's storms have thrown at you, stop and be still. If you look carefully you will find a promise of better things to come.

During this season of stress, demands on our time and resources, it is ease to lose sight of the miracles around us.

My holiday wish for us all is to be present in our true nature of life. Not what present you give or receive. Not to dwell on what is wrong in our lives but rather how we might lift up another.

Love, Light and Best Wishes from Me to You

My Mind In Over Drive

2011-12-22T17:14:00.003-07:00

Just as I was finishing afternoon chores I noticed the temp was dropping fast and the air was becoming heavy with moisture. Yep, "THERE IS A FOG BANK OUT THERE" - could not help it I really do love that movie.

It seemed with each step it moved closer and closer to me and the house. I was trying to finish up with the hens before the eerie fog could reach me.. The animals became restless and the dogs started barking. If I believed that there is something lurking in the fog I would have moved my rear a lot faster but with the snow drifts in front of the coop all I was trying to do was not fall on my face.

As I got into the safety of the house I noticed faint outlines in the distant fog - my mind started to race but with a couple of blinks of my very tired eyes I could see it was the deer running towards the forest to get into the night time resting spots before the sun went down.

From the safety of my living room window I watched as the giant pines became engulfed in the fog. With the dogs still barking I knew it was going to be a very interesting night watch - I sure do hope there are no Leper Ghosts out there waiting to sink a hook into my chest when I step outside the shop door tonight to check on the animals. Oh Well, if by chance that does happen - Be Warned.. There is Something Strange in the Mist - wait, that is a different movie. Either way, RUN!!!

Snow Day Fun

2011-12-22T16:54:00.004-07:00

By now everyone has heard the news reports, seen the pictures of the huge snow storm that hammered Colorado for about the last 24 hours. Larkspur Funny Farm has received around 25 inches not counting drifts. However, it may mean TONS more work for this gal but for others here at the farm it is nothing short of True Bliss...

If you are wondering what that lump in the snow bank is - IT IS SILLY SOPHIA ...

Yep, Great Pry's LOVE SNOW - I think I have mentioned that a few times... Well, what they love to do is run with their face down in the snow, like a snow plow and run full out, roll and wiggle their butts - hour after hour.. While taking this picture she did not even notice I was there so until I called her name and then she looked up at me like "What? - I wasn't doing anything - Honest, I was watching for bad guys".. As soon as my back was turned she went right back to her snow day fun. We should all find such joy in such simple things.

I must admit as I walked through thigh high snow I did not plant my face into it (at least never on purpose) and run with all my might in circles wiggling my butt. I was thrilled that not a single animal suffered with this latest storm and that I had the strength to do what is required without the aid of eight tiny reindeer.

Tonight the temps are dipping to sub zero's and that means nightly checks but at least it has stopped snowing and I will count that as a great thing - still I am not going to wiggle my butt at least not on purpose..

Smells Like The Holidays

2011-12-22T14:29:00.003-07:00

Last night I needed to feel as if I had done something for the holiday spirit.

Earlier in November I had collected the last of the Wild Rose Hips that the deer had some how missed. They where washed and then placed on a drying rack in the basement. Then

before the snow had blanketed the ground I spent some time collecting the tiny pine cones that the wind had knocked off the trees around the forest on the farm. I put them on an industrial cookie sheet to let them dry and check for bugs.

As I sat waiting on my midnight animal check I decided to create my little mixture that puts a great smell in the air without the horrible chemicals and Earth chocking packaging of those Plug In's. Along with the Pine Cones and Rose Hips I added Star of Anise, Cinnamon Bark,

Tangerine and Orange peels.

Toss them all together and the house is full of holiday cheer.

What is great is after the holidays you can place this in your compost bin

No Harm No Chemicals.

Before Another Storm

2011-12-21T19:14:00.003-07:00

With only a few hours sleep under my belt - mind would not shut off and the dogs would not shut up I left the farm long before the sun was up - did the chores at my friends house at 4 am and got into the small town east of us by 5:24 am to get supplies for the up coming snow storm. I was thrilled to hear in the middle of the night that they revised their schedule on when we where to get dumped on so I had a small window to get everything done.

I picked up all the normal staples that are common for blizzards around here. Bread flour, sugar, butter, milk, cream, fruit, veggies and a few extras like coffee, baking chocolate and nuts. Yes and some batteries - you know, so I can listen to my CD's while pulling hay through the snow... Once the truck was full I headed to the feed store - 5 fifty pound bags of dog food, 4 - forty bags of chicken feed, and a sack of goat formula. Yes, you read that right - I know that none of the girls had been breed this season but we all remember Agatha, our virgin birth. So I thought just in case - remember it is never dull around here and I would rather be prepared - you know me, nervous Nelly.

I had the propane tank filled - it had been since April and I just did not want to be stuck with no heat in a blizzard during the holidays - Been There, Done That... So once returning home - now it was about 10 am and as I pulled into my driveway the deer had been working fast on gathering something to eat as well before the snow flies again. Now we all will just wait and see if we are getting the 14 inches they predict - Keep those fingers crossed that they got it wrong again but if not we have plenty to eat and I am sure much to keep me busy as the new dawn breaks.

It has been snowing since 3:00 this afternoon so soon I will go out and check on everyone and will do so through the night if it keeps coming as hard and fast as it has been. I guess it will be another night with little sleep under my belt - I had to punch two more holes in the belt the other day - it is getting too cold outside to have those pants drop around my knees - heehee!!

What do you see?

2011-12-20T18:08:00.004-07:00

Perfection is what I see!

As I stepped out onto the back deck this morning I gave thanks for such a perfect day. When someone asked me "Why would you wish to live out here by yourself with all this work"? I would love for them to be able to see this morning - there would be no question left for them to consider.

Before I placed a single footprint into the sparkling white snow I could see we had a visitor in the night - a rather large coyote who thought maybe this was the place to find a meal. Instead he found no welcome here and went on through to the forest and down the hill..

Life is full of choices and today I had many - I might have only seen that the work load will be colder, harder and longer this morning because of this blanket of snow. Instead I enjoy the cold clean air and was grateful for the strong body to carry me through the chores with ease. I could have fretted about how this was going to effect the camera folks who where coming today to the farm to take some pictures of this old farm girl and the furry farm family to go with the small article being written about my path since graduating their college. Instead I put aside my dislike of having pictures taken of myself and considered it a honor to be picked to be added to their magazine. Besides I know it is not my outside that is important in my world and if I do not measure up to others at least I know I do with those that matter. I could have spent my day lost in mindless chatter that I do so well but instead today I made a choice

LIVE IN THE MOMENT AND ENJOY THIS PERFECTION

Yummy Llama Merino Yarn

2011-12-19T14:58:00.002-07:00

This melt in your hands yarn is a combination of LFF Llama Boy and a Colorado Raised Merino Lamb's Wool - Organic and OH SO SOFT... This is the natural color and I will also be placing some of the dyed yarn that was created using this Yummy Yarn.

Close to the skin soft, Warmth and ease of handle - a Perfect addition to your winter projects. Only a few left - a local knitter went wild when visiting the farm shop - so what I have left will all be offered up to your talented hands through my Etsy Shop. Thanks for looking..

True Bliss

2011-12-19T13:24:00.003-07:00

For those of us who Live, Love and Lust over Fiber this is nothing short of FANTASTIC, AMAZING and FINGER TWITCHING!!!! I have the joy of offering some of this beyond words Teeswater Lamb's Lockets now on my Etsy Store....

I must admit I have been just loving on this fleece since I spent an entire weekend washing in very small batches this little girls 7 inch long pure white fleece. I took my time, tons of well water and my special home made natural soap to keep these lockets in perfect condition. She was a coated yearling who has bloodlines that wins ribbons all over the US and I was one lucky girl to purchase her fleece. The universe was more then kind to this fiber gal....

When it was finally dry I just stood there gazing at it. I gently ran my hand over the many drying racks scattered around my living room. I was giddy with excitement. If you are not into fleece or the animals that grow it you might think me nuts but that's O.K. because that just means more for me.

For those who share my passion you must be having your fingers twitching... Believe me in 15 years of touching thousands of animals and fleeces I have to say this is just the most amazing wool lockets I have gotten my hands on and so I am hanging on to some for myself and slowly selling some to others. It was not easy but I want folks to feel what the best Teeswater Wool Lockets should feel like.

So RUN don't walk - I might put some more up for sale but for right now what I have in my Etsy shop is all I could part with - forgive me but I too Live, Love and Lust for the Best !!

Those In Need

2011-12-17T08:28:00.003-07:00

I left the farm at 4:30 am to assist with the care of a dear mentor who is sick in bed and has a large flock of sheep who needs tending. When I arrived home two hours later my furry family members had finally gotten their butts up and to the fence line to complain that their food was not waiting for them. I told them last night while filling their bellies that I would have to change our routine a bit but like many in the world they can only see "What Their Needs Are" and not sometimes the larger picture.. Not as if they will starve, not as if I would go back to bed and pull the covers over my head which I admit there was a tiny part of me who would have loved too, but instead all they could see is how this act of kindness for another was putting a crinkle in their day. Silly Goats!!! Silly Folks!!!

During this holiday season when ideas of perfection are running us ragged with the theme of what you must unwrap under your tree or what food you must eat at your table or how many parties you can cram into one day - I hope we can see the bigger picture and step outside our own needs and think of those who are truly in need of our gifts of time and talents even if they are just putting hay in feeders, water into buckets and bring a pot of home cooked soup.

Today is another work filled day here - the weather is to be in maybe the 50's so that means getting my butt outside to get ahead of outside work before the next storm. In my heart this is the true meaning of what I do - giving my time to make sure those who can not do for themselves will be comfortable, safe and without fear of Mother Natures cruel weather.

So as I take a moment to write this post I have poured me a cup of two day old coffee that I warmed in the microwave, changed into fresh long johns ready for my farm chore clothes and dug out some Rocking Tunes to add some spark to this tired bag of bones. I will get ready to enjoy the day that was given me. While shoveling poop and moving hay I give thanks that I have one more day to care for those who depend on my small talents and who appreciate a hug to two.

Go out today and make it of service to another - it is a gift that does not need wrapping except with your love and good wishes.

Going Strong After All These Years

2011-12-14T19:50:00.002-07:00

My Christmas Cactus is starting up again this holiday season - I have raised and given away many of these amazing plants and I still marvel at how they just go to town during this cold and bleak season. This one is 12 years old and started out in a tiny little pot on a sale table after the holiday season was all over. It reminds me of the Charlie Brown Tree - no one saw the beauty in this one but when I saw it I just had to bring it home. Now all these years later it is a long standing member of this house and rings in the Holiday Cheer without fail - it is my Joy.

Greets me each day long before the sun rises to say "Be Thankful - Look What Can Be" I have been so lucky to have so many bright spots in my life - simple to some but amazing to me.

Needy Devil Goat

2011-12-14T19:41:00.002-07:00

Esmeralda has changed obsessions from Chief to Murtel. Chief was thrilled to finally get her to fixate on someone other then him. However poor Murtel could not shake the devil goat for the whole day and as the sun started to set tonight I saw Murtel running around in circles hoping to tire out the old gal but no such luck. So they headed to the barn and I am sure I will have to hear all about at morning chores. Esmeralda was not the only one wanting love today - Maggie spent a good part of the morning and into the afternoon screaming for the boys who are clear on the other side of the farm. She was so noisy that I yelled at her several times like that would make her stop - I admit it was to make me feel as if I have some control over things - Yeah Right!!!!

Special Stella

2011-12-14T15:06:00.002-07:00

A New Listing - Just placed this up on my Etsy shop and would love to hear what you think of it. A special batt with some sweet four legged folks in it. There is LFF Apollo the Alpaca Boy, LFF Rasputin the Mohair Boy and some fantastic Merino that was kettle dyed from a local breeder and then I had to add some Honey Colored Tussah Silk... The result is this incredible batt...

Quick - It's Herschel

2011-12-11T17:23:00.003-07:00

I am thrilled I finally could got a picture or two of Herschel. He is one fast little bugger here along with his sister Hazel. I still have not gotten a good clear one of her.

Herschel looks so much like his father Rasputin but has the speed of his mother Eva. His fleece is incredible and I love his horns. Herschel is not one to like to be touched which is the way of a boy - it is also something I do not demand of them except when I shear and all of them will quite down once I get my hands on them. I have not taken his baby fleece yet because we had such weird weather but I hope that it will not get too messy while we get through the winter months. He sure was glad to have that thick soft fleece during the -27 degrees - he was one of the yearlings who played in the snow while the rest of us shivered...

Hope you like his picture because they don't come easy...

Hurry Up and Wait!!

2011-12-11T16:52:00.002-07:00

If there is such a thing as reincarnation I know I want to come back as a Great Pyrenees... I admire and love so much my three who share this farm with me that it is almost impossible to put into words what they do for this farm, those four legged furry family members who lives depend on their tireless guarding and defending from those animals who wish to hurt or kill them and the unconditional love they give me 24/7.

While taking pictures today during the routine of chores I wondered where in the world Chief had gone. Kasha was busy barking at the neighbors who had disturbed her morning nap after working so hard throughout the night. Sophia was already busy barking at the fox who was skirting the edges of the flat lands next to the forest. She hates that gray/red fox with every bone in her body and let's it know that at every chance she gets.. Where was Chief?? Normally he would be running his pasture fence line letting the fox know that he has Sophia's back but I did not hear his voice joining in...

I got a bit concerned because the last time he was this quite it was because his face was full of quills. I walked to the goat girls barn and there I found him waiting for his breakfast. This gentle giant was hungry as all get out and thought the process would happen faster it he just waited next to the dog food bin. He never blinked, twitched or moved a muscle - he just starred down the dog food bin waiting for me to arrive. Through the two gates I went to get to the bin, still he never blinks. I open the metal bin and scooped out his bowl full and still as a statue. Through the two gates and over to him and he leaps to his feet and just about knocks the dish out of my hands. Breakfast at last for him - mine will still be a while.

Did I tell you the other thing I love about these dogs - PATIENCE!!

High Tech Hay Transport

2011-12-11T16:19:00.003-07:00

I thought I would share with you how this gal moves hay during the winter months. No, it is not with some over seas made mechanical monster throwing toxins in the air and in the ground. It only requires the stubbornness of one aging yet fit farm girl and assorted tunes playing loudly from my CD Player (You read that right - no I don't have a IPod) tucked into my coat pocket. Now while most folks would not be thrilled to twice a day make many trips around their property pulling through the cold white snow drifts up to their thighs the food that their animals require I find comfort in this very physical activity and in the knowing that I an not harming the land in which I live on. I has been a bit of a challenge with these new huge hay bales but I am learning each day and I was reminded that less pollutants went into making these larger bales then all the smaller ones I have relied on for so many years.
Now I'll show you the Big Transport - it's a Whopper and sure gives this gal a workout. It can hold two grown people or two small bales with room to spare. This one allows me to have all the eggnog and cookies I want because it is like pulling a car behind me - sure gives the shoulder a reason to bitch and moan but still I would not trade it for all the tractor payments in the world.

So now that I have given you more reasons to wonder if this gal truly doesn't belong in a Funny Farm just know it sure beats getting dressed, driving to a gym to use equipment that some sweaty stranger has touched and then get a bill once a month for this pleasure. I get to breath the fresh crisp air while moving Hay the High Tech Funny Farm Way...

Where Max??

2011-12-11T15:36:00.005-07:00

Max is again more of a haystack then a Angora Goat... Wait those are the same thing, right??? Max has a typical boy behavior, the moment I put hay down he has to put his whole head and shoulders into it and fling it up into the air and on to himself. I always giggle and then get upset because it is me who will be spending hours getting it out of his wonderful fiber coming spinning time.

The amazing part to this is even when the big boys are on the other side of the farm, they are doing the same behavior - it is a boy thing!!! The big boys fling their horns too and fro with hunks of hay stuck on the tips. Silly Billies...

This picture is of Ozzie who is a two year old billy and see he is doing the same in even if his hay is in a feed bunker. As I said it is a boy thing...

Maximilian All Boy - Oh Boy!!

2011-12-11T14:31:00.003-07:00

For those who might not remember this is the sweet little boy born 4/8/11 from Goat Mother Mishka and who I had to raise by bottle since Mishka decided she was far too busy still wanting to be my baby then taking care of her baby....

It is difficult to walk that fine line when raising boys because unlike the girls you have to be concerned that when they are full grown they will get confused as to who they are and who you are.

There are more horror stories out there of the things that happen when a bottle boy grows up wrong but I can say I have perfected this dance over the past 15 years. I have had many bottle boys - more then I can count in all the types of animals we raised (Sheep, Llama, Alpaca and Goat) and none have NEVER gotten confused or turned on me or those two legged folks who care for them now. In some cases especially with male bottle llama's they have even killed their owner because their play and breeding dance can and has lead to some horrify results - it is call Berserk Male Syndrome. We have also heard stories of a ram one day being your best buddy and the next turning and plowing it's owner over and over into a gate or side of the barn until bones are broken or even worse. The line is to remember you are their Mom but you treat them like a four legged Mom would do not a two legged one.

I admit it can get hard at times after you have spent weeks getting this sweet faced baby up and surviving but in order to have the right outcome in the long run it is my responsibility not to blur those lines. Now don't get me wrong Max comes running when he sees me, he wants all my attention just as any baby does but there is no pushing of any kind, never are they allowed to jumping on me, no head butting or body leaning is allowed. He is a gentlemen all the way even when he feels it is challenging to share my attention with the other bottle girls or the 80 other goats on this farm. He loves to snuggle and sit in my lap but only when I give permission. He wants nose kisses all the time but again not if he is being pushy or if I have work to be done. He allows the two bottle girl kids to eat with him without charging or guarding the food but I still allow him to be his own man. He follows me like a dog and comes to his name but I never touch him unless we both agree, I do not force him to my will unless the need arises. One mistake humans make is just because they can pick him up they do so, a goat mommy never picks up their kid. Humans spend too much time talking to them instead of giving complete eye contact in silence. Humans also forget they are a goat, not a dog, or play toy - they are counting on us filling the role of their absent Goat mother not fill our needs for something to cuddle or even worse dress up. My other bottle males who are every inch True Blue Goat Males still maintain their kind, well behaved nature while being the studs they are to born to be - some of my bottle men are breeding men which is the real test to my methods - even when they are in the throws of breeding they never challenge me, bully me or get confused as to if I am the head of the farm or girl friend. I have seen other farms struggle with this and many a boy has been killed because of the behavior they learned at the bottle. It is a thin line we walk while trying our best to care and love for our males. Also remember, they are animals first and so no matter what we as humans need to keep our eyes open and our wits about us. In my case many of them out weigh me, are way much faster then I was in my teen years which was long ago and they carry horns longer then my arms and if they ever get confused could kill me without even much effort...

So WHAT do you think of Larkspur Funny Farms Maximilian??? A Real Heart Throb!

Ginger Snap Latte

2011-12-10T14:49:00.002-07:00

I am not a fancy coffee drinker but while keeping awake as of late I did drop my cookie into my cup of decaf coffee and thought of a new batt to create.

Ginger Snap Latte is just such a hot delish treat...

Just go to my etsy shop and you can treat yourself to this tasty batt. A perfect offering during the cold days and nights ahead of us.

Traveling

2011-12-10T13:53:00.002-07:00

During this week of bitter cold and bleak thoughts I needed to find a way to give myself a quick vacation without leaving the farm.

We can all be mind travelers - and this is what my minds eye saw while on my adventures... This fiber batt has all the choice colors that one might find while looking out the window of a train speeding across the countryside. Or what you might see and you are one the high sea's come to port in some exotic far away land.

No matter where you want to go you will find it in this batt - where are you planning to travel? The batt is up on my Etsy shop and is waiting to take you on your next adventure.

Agatha is getting Big

2011-12-09T18:01:00.002-07:00

I took a picture of Agatha with her mother Miss Marple before all the bitter cold and snow - Isn't she gorgeous???

For those who might not remember Agatha was our mystery baby born 6/14/11 more then 2 months after the last baby goat arrived. I still have no idea who the father is since all boys where clear across the 35 acre farm when she would have been conceived. She is a marvel in more ways then just how she came to be - Agatha is a thinker and charmer. She is always watching and learning and when she gets in trouble she turns on the personality and melts your heart. She loves her mother and misses being with the bottle kids but she is double their size and was a bit too ruff in the play department. She now has all the girl kids to play with and she sure loves that but I do catch her taking naps in the barn next to the wire gate that separates the bottles kids from everyone else.

Such a sweet heart... I also love her fiber - buttery soft and a whisper of a pale gray - It is hard not to want to clip it but luckily I did not because she was nice and toasty when the sub zero temps covered the farm...

So what do you think of my Mystery Girl???

Lack of sleep = BATTS

2011-12-09T15:59:00.003-07:00

I set up a space heater right next to my carding machine in the fiber prep room and sat in the middle of the night carding away while watching movies and sipping very hot coffee. The results of these long work sessions are some incredible spinning and felting batts.

I will be posting them tonight in my Etsy shop and I hope you find one or more that will have to come to your house to play with. This batt contains Wensleydale Wool, Alpaca, Mohair and Angelina - the pictures just can not do it justice.

I have another late night carding session scheduled tonight because I received two new movies in the mail today - Turn on the heater, switch on the coffee pot - Grace is in the mood to be BATY!!!

Joy found in keeping awake

2011-12-09T15:36:00.002-07:00

The up side about keeping the hours I did during the blizzard and sub zero temps are the many things I got done in order to stay awake.

This is a great Jacob Sheep Wool Hand Spun Yarn I worked on because I could spin with most of my layers on and not worry about the fibers getting stuck on my clothing. I traded some alpaca fleece for this locally raised organic wool from a sweet little ram who is now living in Montana where this coming year he will be the breeding ram for a small organic farm. He will be a proud owner of 4 horns which is what the breed is known for but does not happen to all of that breed. After washing his fleece I did not card it on the machines but rather just used my flicker brush to open up the tips on the clusters of wool and I did not over work the fibers when spinning so I could keep their rustic and magical nature. I did ply it back on it's self which made the yarn come alive. I really enjoyed spinning this and it was a great way to stay awake don't you think???

You can take home this rustic 130 yard skein now that I have it listed on my Etsy shop - I can think of so many uses for it but you get to decide once it is in your talented hands.

Jack Frost Kicking My Butt

2011-12-09T12:05:00.002-07:00

It has been a little while since I wrote last and that is because the Funny Farm was under the control of a very bitter sub zero cold snap. That is the nice way of saying it - you do not want to know what I have to say about it at 2am.

Never the less - I have been keeping watch over the flocks round the clock because without hauling warm water out to the far pastures and full feed bunkers I surely would have had dead animals. Stock man warning were out for three days in a row out here and the one night it hit
-27 here at the farm. Now I would never not do this for my animals but the putting on and peeling off of the four layers of wet frozen clothes and pulling with all I am worth my wonderfully warm yet ever so heavy snow boots starts to wear thin after a couple of days of NO SLEEP!! The nip in the air was more like a "Bitch Slap" across the face each time I opened the door. My worry and concern was all that kept me going..

Heck, it was so cold that I even gave the weaned bottle kids warm formula during the coldest parts of this event because as they stood under the heat lamps with all their buttery soft fiber covering their bodies shaking and then their tiny cries just made my heart break. I know I am one big softy but if you looked into those faces you would have done the same thing. I made Kasha to move into one of the smaller barns to force her into giving up her nightly patrols. The other two are strong enough to withstand those temps but Kasha is feeling her age like all of us. Once I knew the danger was over she was right back out working the farm and rolling in the deep snow and enjoying every minute that I was outside with her.

As the temp is now reaching a whopping 34 degrees today I am able to sit in front of the computer and get some work done without hopping out the door every three hours. I felt like that old TV Commercial about the Dunkin Donut Man who opens the door to leave for work looking like he has not slept in weeks while muttering to himself "Time to Make the Donuts" and meets himself on the other side of the door saying the same thing. This type of a schedule can really mess with your brain and body.

I do have to admit that I still love the bitter cold just not all the worry that goes with caring for animals in sub zero nights. I am probably the only person on the planet who thinks it is PURE JOY to pull a sleigh full of hay across the wind blowing pastures in knee high snow to loving and hungry animals who want nothing more then for me to hurry my dragging butt up so they can eat. Another joy is when I snow shoe over to the girls barn and pull back the frozen doors - I am greeted by all the girls at once complaining about the weather - it really is very funny because they act as if I had no clue how cold it was outside. After getting them their warm water and hay I sit down and snuggling up to my big hearted Chief . As I pulled out from one of the inside pockets of my winter coat a warm bottle of formula I start to feed the little babies who are stepping all over each other to get to the nipple first. As they eagerly suck down the warm formula I have to chuckle - I love listening to their sounds of sucking as the warm milk is reaching their tummy and then in a flash Chief gently licks off their mouth the bubbles of extra formula. As we finish this routine I take my time to snuggle all those who wish it and check everyone over to make sure there is no effects from the cold.

As I snow shoe back to the house to only once again try to get the frozen layers off and warm myself up I give thanks that I may be tired but I am strong and healthy to keep this pace up for as long as needed.

So now that I am back did you miss me??? Sorry for no pictures to go with this but it was so cold that the camera would not even work..

Snow Storm Pizza

2011-12-01T15:46:00.002-07:00

In order to heat the house while busy on skeining yarns today I put together a home made sweet sausage pizza with homemade very garlicy roasted tomato sauce.... Yummy!!!

I am so glad that I live alone because the smells in the house are anything but what most folks would call Yummy...

I have a big kettle of alpaca fleece simmering away getting the dust and dirt out of it - a smell I am very use to but most folks might not think it pleasant. I then have a pot of simmering wool with a plant combination to enrich the natural colors.. Again, the plants add to the already stinky wool smell. Last I have the garlic pizza baking away - Weird and not what most folks would like to walk in on but as all the windows in the house are full of steam the logs of this house are enjoying every minute of the moisture.

As tired as I am the work keeps me warm and the bones moving. This morning pulling the huge sleigh of hay across the farm in the bitter cold and driving snow was in some parts fun but my body did grip a bit - those ribs are hurting thanks to the devil goat but as the snow pounded my face it reminded me to give THANKS - I am up and moving and so is everyone I know and love.

I saved you a couple of slices but you will have to help with evening chores.

Tuesday with Nick

2011-11-30T07:06:00.003-07:00

Had a incredible day with my son Nick!! It was great to see him at his home and doing so well... (This picture is Nick with his dog Chief here at the farm - did not take a picture of him Tuesday - we kind of suck at remembering those kind of things) I think it did both of us good to spend the time together. We went for a 3.5 mile walk in the Colorado sun - nothing better for fixing what needs fixing. We then went to lunch at a Greek restaurant that the kids have been eating at since they could sit at a table - the waiters are these little old men who I always feel are magical - their joy and serve can put a smile on any one's face. A Gyro Plate fills the tummy and the soul..

Then we returned back home. I wanted him to nap a bit but next on Nick's wish list to do with me was make German Christmas Cookies. We worked as a well oiled team - 26 years of practice will do that to you and then off to get Reese from the sitters...

We shared dinner and I then headed home to the farm. On the long drive home I knew my son was on the mend with great things ahead of him. I also had a little bit of time to see in his son's eyes all those fun filled years we shared while Nick learned about the world. He has much more to learn ahead of him but for now my son is on the mend and making Christmas Cookies... Life is grand!!

I again want to take this time to thank you all who kept Nick in the light - I can not express in words how much this means to us and I know it made all the difference in the world. I also want to say again to Carol (DIL Mother) who flew all by herself for the first time to come and take care of Reese and all the needs in their home during this stressful time. Blessings and Thanks Everyone!

Thanksgiving Miracle

2011-11-26T13:21:00.002-07:00

I don't even know where to begin - On Wednesday and I was cooking away and running around the house getting work done because Saturday I was to have my kids out to the farm along with the grandson for our round of Thanksgiving... As life would have it for once I was off the phone line when a call came in that would change everything.

My DIL was on the line and stated "Nick has had a stroke they think and he is on the way to the hospital, I will call you back when I know more"

I hung up the phone and took a breath. I then snapped into the routine that I had hoped had left my brain for good some 15 years ago. That way of life that I lived for so long with my husband. The countless trips on auto pilot to get to the emergency room to be by the side of my chronically ill husband. As if on a cellular level I went to work. I took all the food I was cooking off the stove, placed everything in containers and into the freezer. Ran outside and feed, watered and locked up all the animals because who knew what was going to be facing us in the days to come. Running back to the house I took off my work clothes, hopped into a shower and appeared in minutes with city clothes. I packed a bag because I knew it would be needed. I then gathered my wits and waited for the phone to ring again. I did quickly call three prayer circles I work with and asked for help - I knew that was vital...

The phone rang again and it was decided I would come into town and take care of Reese while things where getting sorted out. I drove like the wind all that way into town only to arrive at his house to be instructed to go to the hospital because Nick wanted me there. Back I drove and arrived to find my 27 year old in the ER scared to pieces, flat on his back and with no idea what had caused the stroke.. I had been praying since I got the first call and never stopped even as I listened to all the bites and pieces of information was being tossed around. They placed him into ICU and now started the path to healing. As we sat waiting for test results I heard the story of what had happened and why I believe there are Angel's who watch over us.

While Nick was working in the mountains his felt his left side go limp and a splitting pain shot through his head. He know immediately what was going on but was also not aware that he was not connecting all the dots but in his mind he thought get into the truck and get help - so he got into his truck and decided to leave and head home. Instead of call 911 he tried to call his wife but got no answer. He could have even told his boss who was right there he was having major troubles but something inside of him directed him to go get help. After taking the side of the bosses gutter off the house he proceeded down the mountain. That should have been another clue not to drive but Angels where truly with him because even as his sight was failing and he had trouble steering his truck Nick flashed his lights hoping to get a police officer to help him. He drove and drove without hitting any one or anything else which is amazing.. The drive was on a busy interstate highway and well over 50 miles away from where he was headed so that again is simply amazing. Then Nick finally got to a church parking lot off the busy highway where police stopped him and quickly understood he was in much trouble. The Fire Department and EMT's arrived and he was taken by ambulance to the nearest hospital which just so happens to be the leading hospital for Stroke assistance in our state. They quickly gave him a shot to break the clot in his brain and went to work assessing how to proceed. Rounds of tests where given and we waited to hear why this happened and what we were going to do other then watch the clock and watch every breath Nick took.

I spent the night sitting next to Nick willing the best results to show it's self. I knew that in prayer all things are possible but I had hoped I never would be in this position with my sons because of all the years I had done this with their father. The hospital staff was wonderful as they ran every hour a battery of tests to see if he was improving. Around 3 am in the morning Nick started talking with me, drinking some Ginger Ale and was responding like the old Nick. I knew at that moment he would be fine. The doctor's and nurses where amazed at the speedy recovery he was making and by morning he was talking bike parts and downhill jumps with a physical therapist who was there to see what shape his body was in. After all the tests we still do not have any clear answers (still waiting on some blood panels) but the tests confirm his brain is showing no damage from the stroke, that his heart did not have a tear or malformation and that his body is pouncing back to every one's amazement.

While all of our holiday plans never did happen the way they had been planned - it was a special Thanksgiving. It brought back to us what is really important in life.... I do not wish this on anyone but if it had to happen the outcome was a blessing.

I am thrilled to report Nick went to his home last night and rested comfortably through the night after a long and very hot shower. I wanted to thank Carol (DIL's Mother) who flew in to take care of Reese and give her love and support to her frightened daughter as only a mother can do. To all those friends who stepped in to assist and lend support I thank you - Nick is very lucky. As for me I thank all of those wonderful Earth Bound Angels who are in my life. I know that your prayers, along with the words of love and support made Nick's recovery possible with such speed and grace. I returned to the farm last night - drained but full of hope for my sons full recovery and new life path. This morning as I returned to all the calming routines which are required to run this farm I gave thanks again for all the small and large blessings that I witness each day.

I give thanks for my newest Miracle - the healing of Nick...

Chief has a Stocker

2011-11-20T08:51:00.004-07:00

It started a couple of days ago with just Chief minding his own business and watching over the goat girls. He has been working overtime because of the road workers being outside our fence line.

I noticed that Esmeralda was sitting close to him and thought it was because of the strangers. Then I noticed after the crew left she was still working the fence line with him but that is not unheard of because she really does stand guard over the girls. I may not always find her pleasant company and as the winter rolls in my cracked ribs (thanks to her) reminds me daily of her ill will at times. So with all I have to do in my days I did not really give up too many of my gray cells to the event.

As night grew near I again saw her rubbing her head all over him and licking his eye - it's a goat thing.. He sat and took it but gave me a look of horror and disgust... I told him to put her in her place if he was not happy - he is the one to be in charge of the tone of that pasture.

This morning as I was making my coffee and trying to gather my thoughts I looked out the window and this is what I saw. Chief in the corner with his lady love dogging his every move. She looked like a herding dog with it prize sheep cornered for the shepherd. I had to take a couple of pictures and then watched closely to see how long this would continue. Poor Chief!!!

It is now two hours later and she is still having him cornered. Chief knows not to bite but a guy can only put up with so much and then you have to call your Mommy. I could not stand his sad eyes so I went out and told her to leave him alone he is not interested. She walked off and gave me a dirty look which said it all...

See what happens when the girls do not have a strong silent Billy in their pasture!! Some folks just can not live without a man of any type.

Wild Windy Night

2011-11-19T07:09:00.004-07:00

Thankful to greet the sun this morning...

Last night the winds gave me a fret filled night - looking out the windows of my log home praying that all would be in one piece and that no creature would come be harmed while riding out another over the top windy night. When I say windy the weather guesser stated we might hit 75 miles an hour out here - Crap I think for once they got it right!!!

All the work I put in this week has paid off because as the sun rose this morning I could see all the barns where standing uprightm the animals came out to greet me and tell me how loud and restless the night was for them as well. The dogs were very tired and wanting tons of hugs and sweet words of love. I walked the farm to make sure we could start to breath again and as I walked back to the house I took a picture of the Pinon Pine that stands in front of my home. Last night when I turned on the porch light this massive guy was swaying like a sapling in the "Wind" but I don't think the name wind does it justice. This morning a icy fog is blanketing the farm and the animals are enjoying the crisp air and their breakfast...

Another stormy night under our belts and blessings of "Thanks" on our lips. For me today I will work in fiber - who am I kidding it is never work to me but play. I will mend my frayed nerves and feed my soul. I will remind myself that life is quick and changes in a blink so enjoy those things we love and give thanks to weather the storm. My wish for you all is to make this a great day because who knows what can happen tonight.

Fall Cleaning Farm Style

2011-11-18T07:11:00.002-07:00

There has been many of us Farm Gals talking amongst ourselves about the fact that we do a major cleaning and prep work at this time of year and it has nothing to do with company coming for the holidays. Seriously when is Thanksgiving?? For those who do not live the country life most might not know that our work load is all consuming but during the fall we are always trying to second guess Mother Nature and wishing that the weather guesser might get it right for once.

This week for me I have been on the rush because winter is coming and the farm has to be ready. So I have been up before the chickens and eeking into bed when this gal has lost all strength and energy. Each day I know that others are on this hectic pace right alone with me. It brings me strength and the needed kick in the butt. Here is just a taste of what this old gal has been up to like so many others.

Monday while dealing with the fact that my winter hay was sold out from under me I was scrambling to find a new supply while knowing that the work outside was screaming for my attention. First I gave thanks that I found a supply of hay and that it was going to be delivered today - THANK YOU! This meant I had to run two dozen pallets the length of my farm to have them in place for now these huge bales being delivered. The pallets where ready for the small bales in the barns but now feeding routines have been thrown to the wind. After doing that I caulked all the cracks in the chicken coop that I marked when the last snow storm showed up early. I also taped the outlets and strung all the extension cords in the barns. I raked out the small barn as to give llama boy a safe place out of the storms and checked all the medical supplies and made note of what was needed - not much. Then I moved all the extra 10 foot panels to their winter location so they would be ready for quick retrieval if needed. By this time it is now 4 pm and the huge hay is delivered - Oh my Gosh how in the heck I am going to feed this?? I gave thanks that I have a food source for my sweet one's and I will deal with this in good time. Then into the house and on to the business of my fiber business. Bed at 11 pm and out before my head hit the pillow.

Tuesday was fiber business work - washing a couple of fleeces, have a dye pot going and then trying to get products labeled and shelved. I dealt with small projects that nag at me but I know will not get done unless I get my butt in gear. Then there was the phone calls, letter writing, computer work (the part of my work I really do not like) and all the other things that life requires. Wished I could have been outside working but the wind would not let up... As for figuring out the Big Bales. Here is Graceful Grace - I took the wire cutters with me early to feed. I was standing in front of the bale and with all my might finally got one by one the wires cut but without thinking as I cut the last the compressed 1500 pounds of hay sprung forward and Grace flew on her back with a a third of the hay on top of me. Boy was that stupid!! Wind knocked out of me and laying there with the knowledge that this is really going to hurt in about four hours... So this was not the best way - live and learn. Went about the chores and into the house. I am going to be black and blue and hurt all over but heck I have hay!!! No time to whine tomorrow the work will still be there.

Wednesday I was again up with the chickens and today is tearing down the crappy garden fence that the previous owners put up. Over the years I have hated it every time I looked out the kitchen window or walked by it on the way to chores. It was falling down and a mess so with shovel and hammer in hand I went to take it apart. It was a great release of anger and disappointment over recent events in my life - better and cheaper then therapy. Three hours later I have stacks of crappy wood to remove - that part has not happened yet. Then I was off to collect all the winter feeding bins and water containers. A hard scrubbing and then gathering my strength to carry them or drag them into their locals for hopefully ease access. I say that with tongue and cheek because that all depends on the storms we get, which direction the drifts land and if the high winds do not decide to deposit them to the farthest reaches of my pastures... I also decided while in the goat girls barn to clip the poopie butts of the bottle kids and since I had the scissors in my hands it would be a great time to get the three wild girls clipped. Not an easy task when it is just me. Imagine catching a bucking bronco by the sharp horns, pull it to the corner of the catch pen I constructed, convince her to breath and let me lean on her and then quickly go to work with my scissor to remove the tags and felted lockets that can not be used. Once I get started they usually calm down but you never let you guard down - that is how you can get hurt or you could cut the animal. There goes another four hours and standing bent over for that long was the end of me after the hay accident. I cleaned up the unusable fleece, bagged it and slowly walked it down to the road trash cans. Got the mail and started back to the house - with each step my body was complaining but my heart and spirit was high because I knew I put in a good day's work..

Thursday as my body was not thrilled to hear that outside work was on the schedule again I had a strong cup of coffee and out the door I went. Today's list is taking all the logs, metal drums and what I call play equipment for the big goat boys out of their spring/summer digs and move it to their winter digs. This will keep them focused on playing with those items and not taking their homes apart or worse each other. Just think of it like this - 20 energetic young boys stuck inside because school is cancelled, the weather is to bad to play outside - you know what that is like, none stop chaos and destruction. I then took my can of fencing nails and walked the whole farm fixing what needed to be fixed so when the drifts hit I wont have to be worried that animals could get out. Next came rewiring gates because the two year old billies got a wild hair up the butts and started fighting with the gate - silly billies. As I was wagging my finger at the boys for causing me much work I notice one was pawing on the ground. I went over and there was something shining back up at me. Between the two of us we dug a bit more and it was metal - metal what?? So off to get a shovel. Now like a dog with a bone I had to get it up. Two hours later and I can not tell you how much hard work I got it out - it was a 10 foot gate.. Now how in the heck did that get 6 inch's down in the grass and dirt - how long has it been there - too tired to question that now I have to drag it the length of the farm to the winter housing.

Now I was going to be racing against the sun - I raked 2 dozen wheel barrels full of llama beans and distributed it to the pine trees for winter feeding and filling in the holes that my sweet dogs dig. Nothing worse the walking and twisting an ankle - or even worse getting my snowshoe caught and I take a face plant into the snow... As the sun is now down it is time to get in the house and peel off the smelly, dirty clothes. Boy does the shower feel great..

So here it is Friday and the wind has been howling again.... Not sure when or if it will settle but as I look around the farm and know I am almost ready for the next big storm. Now I hope you do not think I am complaining - it is anything but - this week has been fantastic in my mind, body (even with it's black and blue marks) and more over my soul. A real feel of purpose and drive is within me during my work outside. For every minute I spend getting ready means the ability to handle what Mother Nature might throw at me. As anyone who lives in the country we can plan, work and prepare but every year we are thrown a new curve ball and we get through it and next year we add it to our list of things to know and do.

Good luck everyone with your Fall Cleaning

4 Mice Night

2011-11-17T07:53:00.002-07:00

I guess it was colder then I thought - I went to bed with a hot cup of coco and a an extra blanket on the bed with hopes of getting a sound sleep and relief from my back pain.

When I awoke this morning I checked the traps and it was a full house - guess they where hoping for a warmer place to get through the night...

The one thing I thought of was take them out for the little Mink who lives here. I found his new digs and so I walked the bounty out to his door and placed them on the ground. I came back less the 5 minutes later and all four bodies where gone. See helped little Mink from having to go shopping today.....

Traps are back in their place and the morning here starts. For me breakfast was homemade French Toast and two LFF morning fresh hen eggs over easy. No Bacon and No Mice!!!

In Honor of Bella

2011-11-16T15:16:00.004-07:00

As I promised on the Etsy listing here are some close up pictures of my newest Hand Spun Component Art Yarn "My Bella" is it's name. I spun this yarn after the passing of my Sweet Baby Bella and I can not tell you how much peace and joy it brought me. The Cashmere in this yarn is from Bella Adoptive Mother "Mother Goose" and the colors represented all the happiness and great memories Bella sweet short life brought me. I hope you enjoy viewing this yarn and I hope that the two skeins find a loving new home.

As always I would love to hear what you think of my work - I am always striving to provide new and interesting items for those talented hands out there...

Thank you Bella for being in my life..

Where Does Inspriation Come From ?

2011-11-16T14:07:00.002-07:00

While sitting in front of my carding machine in the fiber prep room I started thinking what to make, what color trend is on the horizon, what would those out there want to see??? Then my stomach growled and my thoughts went to "What in the world I am eating today?" Then it hit me and a went around the room gathering up the ingredients to make this offering.

1/3 Spaced Dyed Organic Merino Lambs Wool, 1/3 Teddy Bear Brown Organic Shetland Lambs wool and 1/3 Chile Pepper Red Organic Clun Forest Lambs Wool. I had dyed all the fibers about a month ago and so they where waiting and eager to be used. Then I took all the love and attention I can give while carding and the final result is "Boston Baked Beans"

Such a soft, bouncy, eye tempting, hand tingling fiber batt - I just love this Batt - but still "What in the world am I going to be eating?"

Eat Your Greens

2011-11-14T06:31:00.003-07:00

One jar for me and one jar for the hens - around here it is share and share alike.

I start the sprouting jars each Sunday and by the end of the week I harvest the tiny greens for not only my enjoyment but the delight of my hens. They run towards me when I bring out the Saturday bounty like it has been months since they last tasted them. During the winter it is very had for all of us to get our greens - this is one way I can do it without ever having to leave the farm.... Eat those GREENS!!!

Work Never Done

2011-11-13T06:51:00.005-07:00

After a night of my Guardian Dogs barking and me walking around with spotlights searching the pastures and having no idea what has gotten them going in the wee hours of the morning. Nothing one can do about the lack of sleep but it does make me feel that I am not alone in this when I look out the window as I make my breakfast and see my hard working Llama Boy. He sleeps less then I and is always watching over us all here at the farm.

You are my Hero and Champion - I am so very lucky to share the wee morning with you...

Berry Patch

2011-11-11T12:31:00.002-07:00

Does my life make a difference ? I am only a thought away from changing my reality....

I let out the song that was within me and this is the result. Hand Painted and Much Loved yarn!!!!

The yarn is the cooperation of Melt in your hand Merino Sheep, Hard working Silk Worms, Captivating Cashmere Goats and Bouncing Angora Bunnies. Then I added what talent I might have by getting out the dyes, paint brushes and hot water and had a great hour painting, playing and loving the process....

This yarn may not change the world but I believe through our heart songs we can bring about great change. This yarn will soon be up to finding new homes on my Etsy shop. You will find it under "Berry Patch". In this Textured Art Yarn you will find blues, purples, raspberries and bush greens. As you run your fingers across it you can feel the outstanding texture while enjoying the soft handle.

I hope your creative spirit is soaring with the possibilities waiting in this yarn.